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[0:00] Today on astrology we are talking about
[0:03] why you are not okay. No diva you
[0:07] [music] are not thinking logically. You
[0:08] are not acting normally. You are not
[0:10] behaving rationally. But maybe well
[0:13] that's the point. You see this week we
[0:15] are still spinning around in circles
[0:17] like a whirling dervish. Mercury and
[0:20] Venus are indeed both still retrograde.
[0:22] But we do have a brief moment of
[0:24] clarity. A moment where we can see the
[0:26] light at the end of the tunnel. A moment
[0:28] where we realize why this shift in
[0:30] perspective has actually behooved us so
[0:33] tremendously. And that is a wonderful
[0:35] thing. But no, you are not okay. Here I
[0:38] poured you a cup of tea. Perhaps that
[0:40] will take the edge off.
[0:47] [music]
[0:48] Hello. Hello and welcome to Astrology
[0:51] with me Alisa Kelly. I am your host and
[0:55] your spiritual friend, Alisa Kelly.
[0:56] Kitschy and witchy all year long. Yes.
[0:59] Yes. 365 [music]
[1:01] kitsy witchy. This is your weekly brew.
[1:04] Served hot and fresh every single
[1:06] Monday. The theme of the week is we're
[1:08] okay. Is that with a question mark? Is
[1:11] that an exclamation [music] point?
[1:12] Listen, it's tea. And the top three
[1:14] things you need to know are number one,
[1:16] [music] the past few weeks, but really
[1:18] the past two in particular have been
[1:20] intense. Have they not? a little
[1:22] diabolical, a little psychotic, a little
[1:25] completely transforming every single
[1:27] aspect of your life. Well, ttt. And this
[1:30] week, the astrology does indeed continue
[1:32] to churn. But broadly, this is a week
[1:35] where we can finally start to like at
[1:37] least look around [music] and be like,
[1:39] hi, okay, here I am. Here's what's going
[1:41] on. And frankly, I think that it's
[1:44] actually going to be a very, very
[1:45] important week [music] to recognize
[1:48] where we are standing now after we've
[1:50] been spinning around for all of this
[1:52] time. Number two, Venus and Jupiter, the
[1:55] two benefics in astrology, meet at
[1:57] [music] the snack table to find a little
[1:59] inspiration, a little razledazzle, a
[2:02] little Jennaqua shared between the two.
[2:06] Venus is still retrograde. Yes. But
[2:08] what's [music] actually interesting is
[2:09] that this is the second installment of a
[2:11] three-part series. [music] So, think
[2:13] back to whatever was going on in your
[2:15] life on August 17th when they decided to
[2:17] link up for the first time because some
[2:20] very important topics or [music] themes
[2:22] or narratives from that moment are going
[2:24] to be coming back around again. And
[2:26] number three, Mercury, which is also
[2:28] still retrograde, has a quick make out
[2:31] with the sun. What? That's a kazmi. And
[2:34] even though Mercury [music]
[2:36] continues to go backwards, it's going
[2:38] through something with this flirty fun
[2:40] moment it's going to have with the sun
[2:42] [music] this week. We are going to
[2:43] receive some clarity from this
[2:46] retrograde hellscape and that is going
[2:47] to help us understand [music]
[2:49] where we are a little bit more in space
[2:51] and time. If you are new here, welcome.
[2:53] Hi community. You found us. We have been
[2:56] [music] waiting for you. So we are very
[2:57] glad that you finally decided to join.
[2:59] But you're not a minute too [music]
[3:00] late. I serve tea on Mondays. Yes, I do.
[3:02] Mondays and Wednesdays. Every Monday,
[3:04] expect your [music] weekly brew to get
[3:06] you set up for the week ahead. It's your
[3:07] horoscope. It's your journal prompt.
[3:09] [music] It's your tarot pull along with
[3:11] an explanation as to what the hell is
[3:13] going on in the sky right now. And then
[3:15] every Wednesday, the tea is piping hot
[3:17] again. Wednesdays are [music] our tea
[3:19] parties. And these are when we deep dive
[3:22] into astrology. We stir it up. We bring
[3:25] it all to life. Our episodes are
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[3:40] But that means, hey, I'm back online.
[3:43] [laughter] Hey, I'm home again. I am
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[3:48] hosting coven [music] meetings. And I am
[3:50] so so so excited to gather with you all
[3:52] again. Our next coven meeting is going
[3:54] to be Monday, November 9th. So, [music]
[3:56] a week from today. If you are listening
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[4:09] Now, before we dive in, just a quick hey
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[4:55] Welcome beautiful community to astrology
[4:58] and your Monday weekly brew. It's me
[5:01] Alisa Kelly, your host, your mother,
[5:03] your kitschy and witchy friend. So, wow,
[5:05] wow, wow, wow. November. Hello,
[5:07] November. Halloween is forever
[5:09] obviously, but now we are shifting into
[5:12] the final frontier of the year. [gasps]
[5:14] My question for you, please tell me, Cu
[5:17] Play, tell me in that five-star review
[5:19] and tell me in your comments, is how do
[5:20] you feel now that we're stepping into
[5:22] the holiday season? Is this an exciting
[5:24] time for you? Is it a nostalgic time? Is
[5:27] it an anxietyinducing time? Let me know.
[5:30] For me, I would say that there is
[5:31] something exciting and anticipatory, but
[5:34] also very nerve-wracking about the
[5:36] holiday season for me. Growing up, not a
[5:39] big fan of the holidays. Um, but I do
[5:41] have an ever changing relationship with
[5:45] this season as I've gotten older and of
[5:47] course as I have now become a mother.
[5:50] I'm not just a mother to you, to the
[5:52] community. I also do indeed have a
[5:54] three-year-old. Okay? And I obviously
[5:56] want her to love the holidays because I
[5:57] want her to be happy every single day of
[5:59] her life. Duh. But even still, there is
[6:01] for me something kind of sad and
[6:03] bittersweet about this season. November
[6:06] rain, maybe. I don't know. Maybe it is
[6:09] the impending doom of endless winter.
[6:11] Maybe it is the reflection of another
[6:14] Gregorian calendar year. What do you
[6:16] think? Let me know. And drop in your
[6:18] sun, moon, and rising when you answer
[6:19] that so I can continue to connect the
[6:22] dots and develop all of these, you know,
[6:23] very important scientific astrological
[6:26] theories double blind that the skeptics
[6:28] hate to see coming. Ah, so my friends,
[6:30] this is a lower key week in a very
[6:33] higher stakes season. Think about that.
[6:36] low-key week, high stake season, which
[6:38] is fine because we have really been
[6:41] spinning in circles, getting insanely
[6:44] dizzy, much like my three-year-old loves
[6:46] to do. And this is the moment this week
[6:49] where we stop. We hold on to something,
[6:51] or maybe we start to tumble. But this is
[6:53] also an opportunity for us to take a
[6:56] second to be like, am I okay? What's
[6:57] going on? Where am I? Do I like spinning
[7:00] in circles? Or maybe should I grab a sip
[7:03] of water? Should I sit down? Should I
[7:05] just give it a rest for a minute? I
[7:07] would say that that is definitely
[7:09] definitely the vibe of the week ahead.
[7:11] So, obviously, we got to pull a card,
[7:13] our tarot card for the week ahead and
[7:16] chat about what it all means. And
[7:18] friends, if you're like, "Wait, what's
[7:20] going on here? Didn't you find your
[7:22] riderweight smith deck?" I did. I did
[7:25] find my riderweight smith deck. It's
[7:27] just that I don't have it right now.
[7:29] Listen, Mercury retrograde was the first
[7:32] time that I didn't pull a riderweight
[7:34] smith card and then I found the deck
[7:36] which was a miracle and I'm very
[7:37] grateful. I know where it is right now,
[7:39] but I don't have it right now.
[7:40] [laughter] So, we are back to the
[7:42] Hermetic Tarot for this week's pull.
[7:45] Listen, we got to keep things fun around
[7:47] here, right? We're playful. We're silly.
[7:49] We know how to have a good time. I hope
[7:51] the tarot cards agree. I hope that they
[7:53] agree that we know how to have a good
[7:55] time because I don't want any funny
[7:57] business. Okay? I don't want anything
[7:59] too spooky. I want some nice restorative
[8:03] energy. But listen, I'm not the boss of
[8:05] the cards, okay? The cards are the boss
[8:07] of me, at least in this moment. So, let
[8:09] us see what we need to know for the week
[8:12] ahead.
[8:15] Seven of Swords. So, seven of swords.
[8:19] Um, in this deck, the expression for it
[8:23] is lord of unstable effort. Ooh. Okay.
[8:26] So, this is T. First of all, this card
[8:29] is attributed to the moon in Aquarius,
[8:31] which we'll get into also T. But the T
[8:34] for me, T for tarot is I never get this
[8:37] card. [laughter]
[8:38] I never ever ever pull this card. I have
[8:41] not seen this card perhaps in years in
[8:43] the Riderweight Smith deck or ever at
[8:45] all. But maybe the reason that once
[8:48] again, you know, we needed to have this
[8:49] deck. I needed to pull this card in this
[8:51] deck is because I really really do not
[8:55] like the seven of swords in the
[8:57] writerweight smith deck. And it's so
[8:59] funny because I know in our tarot
[9:00] episode I was like there are no bad
[9:02] cards. I love all the cards. Well, turns
[9:04] out that when I'm actually pulling them,
[9:06] I do have strong relationships with the
[9:08] cards, which means that there are cards.
[9:09] I mean, all cards are important, right?
[9:11] We need them all. But there are some
[9:13] cards that I have distinctive
[9:16] associations with that are sometimes
[9:18] more positive and sometimes more
[9:20] negative. And this is definitely one
[9:22] that skews more negative. Seven of
[9:23] Swords, my association of it is like you
[9:26] are being tricked. You are being played.
[9:30] You are not in a good situation because
[9:33] you are not able to see things for how
[9:35] they really are. which I do think there
[9:37] is an element of that with the symbolism
[9:41] and the details that are present here on
[9:43] this card. But I was actually talking to
[9:46] Sher Poppins who was our drag performer
[9:48] at the Joe's Pub Tea Party show and we
[9:51] were talking about how both of us prefer
[9:53] decks that have people on them to decks
[9:55] that are just symbols and objects
[9:58] because it it sort of inspires the
[10:00] storytelling for us. I wonder what you
[10:02] think about it. Anyway, Hermetic Tarot
[10:04] is a lot of symbols. It's a lot of
[10:05] symbols and objects. It's a very
[10:07] codified deck. And in this image, in
[10:09] this depiction, and especially with the
[10:11] emphasis on the moon in Aquarius, the
[10:14] lord of unstable effort, my thoughts on
[10:17] the seven of swords, is that really this
[10:19] card is saying to us that we need to
[10:22] actually analyze and reassess where we
[10:26] are putting our attention and our focus.
[10:28] And yes, maybe it is because there are
[10:30] things that are happening around us that
[10:32] we don't know are happening around us.
[10:34] people being tricky, people trying to
[10:36] like pull a fast one. Or maybe it's
[10:38] because we have been devoting our
[10:41] resources and our energy and our
[10:44] priorities to things that are actually
[10:46] not going to be long-term sustainable.
[10:48] And it's tank, which means there are no
[10:50] coincidences because this is a week for
[10:54] really sort of like reassessing where we
[10:55] are in space and time. It's for like
[10:57] holding on and figuring out, okay, I've
[10:59] been spinning around and spinning
[11:00] around. What do I see from this like
[11:03] loopy-dupy perspective? And if I am now
[11:06] seeing something from a different
[11:08] vantage than I ever have before, maybe
[11:10] it's because I'm dizzy. Or maybe it's
[11:12] because I have a different view of a
[11:14] situation than I had access to before I
[11:18] was spinning around with all these
[11:19] retrogrades, right? And maybe that view
[11:21] of the situation is actually exactly
[11:23] what I need in order to make better
[11:25] decisions moving forward. So, seven of
[11:27] swords for us this week is less about
[11:29] being deceived. which I hope we're not
[11:31] being deceived and more about like are
[11:32] we playing our damn selves? Woo! Are we
[11:34] deceiving ourselves? And can we be more
[11:37] attuned to where that may be showing up
[11:39] in our lives? That's hot tea. Well, that
[11:43] is rather interesting. And to help us
[11:46] understand what this means a little bit
[11:48] more, here are the things that you need
[11:51] to have on your radar as we cruise into
[11:54] the week ahead.
[11:56] So, first and foremost, community, I
[11:58] have a very important question for you.
[12:00] Are you okay? [laughter] Not only is
[12:02] this the theme of the week, but honey,
[12:04] the astrology over the past several
[12:06] weeks has been unhinged. We have Mercury
[12:09] retrograde. We have Venus retrograde. We
[12:11] have the start of Scorpio season. We had
[12:12] that full moon in Taurus. We have 1
[12:15] million different activations to Pluto
[12:17] and to the other outer planets that are
[12:19] like, it's giving death and rebirth and
[12:22] power and transformation over and over
[12:24] and over again. And I mean, hello. It
[12:26] has been a lot. It's been everything.
[12:28] It's been intense out here on planet
[12:30] Earth, but really also on a very
[12:33] embodied and very, very, very personal
[12:35] level. We've talked about how the
[12:37] astrology of this year up until very
[12:40] recently has primarily been centered
[12:42] around these outer planets shifting into
[12:45] new zodiac signs that they haven't
[12:47] occupied for decades and sometimes even
[12:49] centuries. And if you have been with me
[12:51] for a minute, by now you know that I say
[12:54] yes, it's giving paradigm shift, but
[12:56] it's not necessarily going to be felt
[12:58] and embodied until the personal planets
[13:01] bring it on home into our day-to-day
[13:03] life. The outer planets, and when I say
[13:05] outer planets, I'm talking Jupiter,
[13:06] Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, they are
[13:09] major. They are very, very big deals,
[13:11] right? But it is the personal planets,
[13:13] the personal celestial bodies, the sun,
[13:16] the moon, Mercury, Venus, and Mars.
[13:19] These are the ones that actually impact
[13:21] our reality, our daytoday life, our
[13:24] relationships, our confidence, our
[13:27] emotions, our mood, our opportunities.
[13:29] Right? So for those who have been
[13:32] sipping throughout the year from when we
[13:34] first launched this podcast back in
[13:35] April, you know that I have been saying
[13:38] that yes, while the big planetary
[13:40] ingresses are tremendously important,
[13:42] like truly um you know, no words to
[13:45] describe how significant and generation
[13:48] defining they're going to be. The real
[13:50] embodiment will always happen in the
[13:54] autumn, in the fall, when the personal
[13:57] planets get involved. And that time is
[13:59] now. And I know you are feeling it
[14:02] because I am feeling it too. So here is
[14:04] what I need you to understand about this
[14:06] moment. Okay? If there is something in
[14:08] your life that is reaching a turning
[14:10] point, a breaking point or even an
[14:13] ending point, it's okay. In fact, that
[14:16] is very much the nature of the astrology
[14:18] that we are experiencing right now.
[14:20] Scorpio season is all about confronting
[14:23] the things that we would rather avoid.
[14:24] And then Venus and Mercury retrograde
[14:27] are really demanding that we revisit our
[14:30] relationships, our decisions, our
[14:32] values, even our understanding of self.
[14:35] And over the past 6 weeks, all sorts of
[14:37] buried truths have been brought to the
[14:39] surface, which means that we are looking
[14:42] at information that we didn't have
[14:45] access to before. We are looking at
[14:47] ostensibly familiar situations from
[14:50] completely different points of view.
[14:52] Things that we had believed to be true
[14:54] aren't true. Things that we thought were
[14:56] [ __ ] are actually very very real.
[14:58] It's like opposite day except for
[15:00] grown-ups. And oh my god, it is so seven
[15:03] of swords. It's not really about being
[15:06] tricked or deceived as much as it is
[15:08] understanding that what we thought we
[15:10] don't actually know to be as it was
[15:12] before. Right? And I guess the point is
[15:15] the change in perspective is happening
[15:18] for a reason, right? A change in
[15:20] perspective is a change with intention
[15:23] too, with purpose. This is the type of
[15:25] like astrological weather, the type of
[15:28] conditions that demand that we
[15:30] reconsider what we know, what we think
[15:32] we know, what we want, what we believe
[15:34] we want, and also what we are willing to
[15:37] leave behind. And that is where we are
[15:39] right now. That's where you are. That's
[15:41] where I am. That's where we all are in
[15:44] this moment where we are indeed being
[15:46] gagged by the universe. But just because
[15:49] we are beginning to understand what
[15:51] needs to change doesn't mean that we are
[15:53] ready to implement those changes quite
[15:55] yet. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. That's different
[15:57] timing, right? That's different
[15:58] astrology. It's coming, but we're not
[16:00] there yet. We still are in the throws of
[16:02] Mercury retrograde. So, we are still
[16:04] very much in the process, right? We are
[16:08] reviewing. We are revisiting. We are
[16:10] re-evaluating. And that is also fine.
[16:12] Yes, we are also okay in that pursuit.
[16:15] We don't need to make every decision
[16:17] today or tomorrow. We don't need to have
[16:20] every single conversation we know we
[16:22] need to have. We don't need to sign
[16:24] every single contract. We don't need to
[16:26] blow up every single dynamic that we
[16:28] know we are eventually going to need to
[16:30] tend to. We don't need to do it right
[16:32] now. Especially since when we look
[16:34] around, we realize that there are
[16:35] already things crumbling without our
[16:38] consent. Right? We don't need to be the
[16:40] ones who are like cosplaying as Looney
[16:42] Tunes characters lighting dynamite left
[16:44] and right. Right. No, no, no, no, no.
[16:45] Come on. That's not very becoming. There
[16:47] really is tremendous power in allowing
[16:50] information to reveal itself over time.
[16:53] And by the end of November, by the end
[16:54] of this month, when these retrogrades
[16:56] have concluded, we will have a much
[16:59] clearer understanding of what comes
[17:01] next. And then by the end of December,
[17:04] by the end of this year, when we look
[17:06] back at 2026 in totality, I know that we
[17:10] are going to recognize how pivotal this
[17:13] moment has been in defining the theme
[17:17] and the transformation of the year at
[17:20] large. That's T. The conversations, the
[17:22] revelations, the disappointments, the
[17:24] discoveries, all of this is really
[17:27] contributing to defining and redefining
[17:31] the trajectory of this year. Nar, our
[17:34] lives. This is so critical. So if you
[17:36] are feeling a little dizzy right now, a
[17:38] little disoriented, a little hung over,
[17:40] that's okay. We are in the middle of a
[17:42] metamorphosis and sometimes the most
[17:45] important thing that we can do is simply
[17:47] recognize that we are changing. That's
[17:49] the tea.
[17:51] Now, after all of that intensity, we
[17:53] deserve a little treat, don't you think?
[17:55] Well, fortunately, on Wednesday,
[17:57] November 4th, hump day, Venus and
[17:59] Jupiter, the two benefics in astrology,
[18:02] are throwing a cocktail party, [gasps]
[18:04] and you're invited. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
[18:05] yes. Venus in Libra is still retrograde,
[18:08] but Venus loves to be in Libra, and it
[18:11] is going to be forming a positive sex
[18:14] tile to razledazzle Jupiter in Leo. Ooh
[18:17] la la. Ooh la la. We love to see it. In
[18:20] traditional astrology, benefics refer to
[18:22] the planets associated with good
[18:24] fortune, pleasure, opportunity,
[18:27] abundance. Venus, the lesser benefic
[18:30] because it's smaller and closer to Earth
[18:32] as a personal planet, is all about love
[18:34] and beauty and relationships. And
[18:36] Jupiter, casino daddy, hello, the
[18:38] greater benefic, duh, how could it not
[18:41] be? Jupiter is all about expansion and
[18:43] spirituality and optimism and generosity
[18:46] and endless possibilities. So when these
[18:48] two divas get together while honey bust
[18:50] out the crystal fluts, a little caviar,
[18:53] a little black dress, and let us have a
[18:56] toast, there's inspiration in the air.
[18:58] Someone is getting buzzed. Not drunk,
[19:01] just buzzed. So chic. And things are
[19:03] really clicking. Cheers. But come closer
[19:06] because this is the tea. Okay, this is
[19:08] the second installment of a threepart
[19:10] series between Venus and Jupiter because
[19:12] with Venus retrograde, she's retracing
[19:14] her steps and revisiting that same
[19:18] cocktail party she first went to with
[19:20] Jupiter back on August 17th. What? So, I
[19:25] want you to go back to your notes. Go
[19:28] back to the middle of August. Look at
[19:30] your photos. Look at your calendar.
[19:32] Check thy journal. What was happening in
[19:34] your life? What opportunities were
[19:36] emerging? What were the most important
[19:38] relationships? What was developing? What
[19:41] were you excited about, dreaming about,
[19:43] hoping would come to fruition? Maybe you
[19:45] were beginning a new creative project.
[19:47] Maybe you had a new crush. Maybe you
[19:48] were getting hyped up about a new
[19:50] prospect. What was it? Because whatever
[19:53] was unfolding around that time, well,
[19:55] honey, there is a very good chance that
[19:57] those themes are returning now for
[20:00] another round of discussion. Yes. And
[20:03] because Venus is retrograde, we are
[20:05] being invited to reconsider those
[20:07] possibilities with the benefit of
[20:09] hindsight. What have you learned since
[20:12] August? What feels different now? And
[20:14] perhaps most importantly, what do you
[20:17] understand about your own desires today
[20:19] that you did not understand back then?
[20:22] So don't be surprised if something that
[20:24] you wanted back in August does indeed
[20:26] come back, but maybe it's in a different
[20:28] form. Maybe it's being presented in a
[20:31] different way, different terms on the
[20:33] table. And it's okay if things have
[20:36] changed slightly because yeah, you have
[20:37] changed too. And just remember that this
[20:40] is only chapter 2 of a threepart story.
[20:43] So, we don't need to know exactly how
[20:45] everything is going to end. The final
[20:47] installment of this particular cocktail
[20:49] party series is going to be on November
[20:51] 28th. And by then, we are going to know
[20:53] what this journey has been about. Right?
[20:55] So, for now, let yourself enjoy a little
[20:58] festive treat as you return to the most
[21:01] amazing suaree on this side of the
[21:04] galaxy. After all, in the middle of all
[21:07] of this transformation, we are still
[21:09] allowed to have a little fabulous time.
[21:11] Why not? Who said we couldn't? Not me.
[21:15] And finally, divas, we have a very
[21:17] important celestial rendevous taking
[21:19] place this week because Mercury, yes,
[21:21] yes, yes, still retrograde. You know,
[21:22] you know. What can I say? I don't make
[21:24] the rules. Well, this little backwards
[21:27] bunny is actually having a quick little
[21:29] makeout sesh with the sun. Scandalous, I
[21:32] know. In astrology, when a planet forms
[21:34] an exact conjunction with the sun, it's
[21:36] known as a kazimi. A term derived from
[21:39] an Arabic expression meaning in the
[21:41] heart of the sun. And in this case, it's
[21:44] Mercury in the heart of the sun. Our
[21:46] beloved planet of communication and
[21:47] information and technology, cognition.
[21:50] And Mercury is really uh having an
[21:53] issue, right? It going through
[21:55] something. But now, thanks to the sun,
[21:57] it's getting a little special spa
[21:59] treatment, a little solar treatment, a
[22:01] little chemical peel perhaps. So,
[22:03] Mercury retrograde in Scorpio. Yeah,
[22:06] we've been keeping secrets. We've been
[22:08] uncovering secrets. We've been
[22:09] questioning things. We have been getting
[22:11] paranoid. We've been getting worried.
[22:13] We've been digging up mysterious
[22:15] circumstances out of nowhere. But now
[22:17] when Mercury meets the sun, kisses the
[22:20] sun, something really beautiful happens.
[22:23] We get a brief moment of illumination
[22:25] right in the midst of all of this uh
[22:27] paranoia and confusion. It's kind of
[22:29] giving seven of swords again tank. The
[22:32] missing piece of information is going to
[22:34] arrive midweek. The carousel that you
[22:36] have been spinning around on is going to
[22:38] suddenly stop and then you are going to
[22:40] see where you are. Now this doesn't mean
[22:42] that Mercury retrograde is over because
[22:44] it's not. We are still in the throws of
[22:46] it. In the thick of it. Oh my god. Do
[22:48] you remember that vocal stem from Tik
[22:50] Tok 2020? Into the thick of it. Into the
[22:54] thick of it. Scary. [ __ ] No. I actually
[22:56] rebuke that. I just got triggered
[22:59] recalling that. Anyway, that was so
[23:02] retrograde of me. That was so Mercury
[23:04] retrograde of me. Ah, pay attention to
[23:06] the conversations and the realizations
[23:08] and the unexpected discoveries that
[23:10] emerge this week, especially Wednesday
[23:13] and beyond. whatever important lessons
[23:16] this retrograde hellscape has been
[23:19] trying to teach you. Well, honey, you
[23:20] are about to understand why you have
[23:23] been being served all of these
[23:25] breakthroughs. And sometimes that moment
[23:28] of understanding, even if it's brief,
[23:30] even if it doesn't really change
[23:31] anything, is actually all we need to
[23:35] understand why we are in the position
[23:37] that we're in and how we can start to
[23:39] move forward when we feel like we're up
[23:41] for it. That's tea. So, here is your
[23:45] journal prompt for the week ahead. When
[23:47] you're feeling really disregulated, what
[23:49] can you do to shift your perspective
[23:52] coming up? I have horoscopes for you,
[23:56] for her, for him. Yes, for everyone.
[23:58] [music] Stay tuned. We will be right
[24:00] back with the horoscopes after a quick
[24:03] break that if we're being honest, you're
[24:04] not [music] even going to notice.
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[24:18] if you're anything like me, you want to
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[25:22] Welcome back. It is time for your
[25:25] horoscope. And as always, I have a few
[25:28] housekeeping things that I want to
[25:29] share. First, be sure to listen not just
[25:31] for your sun, not just for your rising,
[25:33] but for your sun and your rising. And
[25:36] also, why not your moon? Why not your
[25:37] Mercury? These are channelneled
[25:39] horoscopes for every single sign, which
[25:42] means you can find your entire sort of
[25:44] like birth chart trajectory through the
[25:47] horoscopes. And uh don't discriminate.
[25:49] Start at Aries and cruise through until
[25:51] Pisces because you do have all of the
[25:53] signs in your chart. And then, as you
[25:54] know, the timestamps are unfortunately
[25:56] wonky donkey on Apple and Spotify.
[25:59] They're not wonky donkey on YouTube. On
[26:01] YouTube, they're right as rain. But if
[26:02] you are listening to this on Apple or
[26:04] Spotify, treat the timestamps like your
[26:07] little type B fairy guides. Okay? Let
[26:10] them guide you in a silly and uh
[26:13] provocative way to your area of the
[26:16] zodiac and then use those 15 seconds
[26:20] forwards and back to help, you know,
[26:22] find your way. You got it. You're
[26:23] working with the fairies now. Okay,
[26:25] you're a genius. Let's go. Hello, Aries.
[26:28] Well, well, well. What a strange and
[26:30] spectacular moment to be an Aries.
[26:33] November is here somehow, and after
[26:35] several weeks of truly non-stop chaos,
[26:38] you are finally getting an opportunity
[26:40] to catch your breath and consider
[26:42] everything that has been unfolding
[26:44] everywhere, but specifically in your
[26:47] relationships. And Aries, I want you to
[26:49] think about that word relationships
[26:52] really in the broadest sense possible.
[26:54] Okay? We're talking romantic, yes, but
[26:56] we're also talking collaborators, best
[26:58] friends, bandmates, family members,
[27:01] roommates. It's really everyone and
[27:03] anyone who plays a meaningful role in
[27:06] your life. Lately, Aries, you have been
[27:08] learning some very important lessons.
[27:10] But now, as we roll into November, I
[27:13] want you to resist the temptation to
[27:15] take immediate action and make any rash
[27:18] decisions. With Mercury and Venus both
[27:21] still retrograde, yes, they are. There
[27:23] is still a lot more that needs to be
[27:25] uncovered. There's more conversations
[27:27] you need to have. Maybe even some twists
[27:30] and turns, some unexpected revelations
[27:32] that are just like waiting around the
[27:34] corner, especially midweek when we start
[27:36] to get a little more clarity. But Aries,
[27:38] that doesn't mean you're cooked. Okay?
[27:40] In fact, this week is an incredible and
[27:44] exciting opportunity to really start to
[27:46] recognize how much your understanding of
[27:49] partnership at large has evolved. Maybe
[27:52] you're discovering that someone is
[27:54] actually capable of showing up for you
[27:56] in ways that you never anticipated, in
[27:58] ways that you could have only hoped for.
[28:00] Maybe you're starting to finally
[28:02] acknowledge how you can show up a little
[28:04] bit more. Is that tea? Whatever the
[28:06] circumstances may be, Aries, this is a
[28:08] moment to just take it in, to really
[28:10] observe, to be present. Relationships
[28:13] are meant to grow. They are meant to
[28:15] change and you are meant to grow and
[28:17] change, too. So, take a look around
[28:20] Aries. what is happening in your life
[28:22] right now and what if it arrived in this
[28:25] moment could make things even better.
[28:27] Well, I'm not making any promises, but
[28:29] let's just see what happens by the end
[28:31] of the week because honey, you deserve
[28:33] to have a little commitment. You deserve
[28:35] to have a little confirmation. And
[28:37] frankly, between us, I think you've
[28:39] waited long enough for them. And I think
[28:41] it's time that they actually tell you
[28:43] how they really feel. That's tea. Hi,
[28:46] Taurus. Okay, diva, let us talk about
[28:49] the architecture of your life because I
[28:52] know that lately it has started to feel
[28:55] like a very hardass stickler structural
[28:59] engineer has come by and is trying to
[29:02] penalize you for all of the systems and
[29:05] structures and routines that are keeping
[29:08] your reality up and running. Sure, they
[29:10] may not be perfect, but come on, you're
[29:13] doing the best you can. You're literally
[29:15] trying your best. And for you, an earth
[29:17] sign, a grounded Taurus, this is not
[29:20] just disorienting, it's triggering
[29:22] because hello, you need consistency. You
[29:24] need reliability. You need the sweet
[29:26] satisfaction of knowing exactly what to
[29:28] expect. But the astrology of the past
[29:31] several weeks, Taurus, has been really
[29:33] pushing you, challenging you, demanding
[29:36] that you answer some very provocative
[29:38] questions about the foundations that you
[29:40] have worked so hard to establish. And by
[29:42] this point, you're like, "Oh my god, I
[29:44] get it. I got to make some changes.
[29:47] Fine. But also, [ __ ] off. But wait, hold
[29:49] on, Taurus. Don't get cross with me.
[29:51] It's me, your friend, your pal Alisa,
[29:53] and honey, my beautiful boine. Trust me
[29:56] when I say that this week something is
[29:58] going to shift in the way that you
[30:00] understand stability. Yes, but it's not
[30:01] a bad thing. Maybe it's a conversation.
[30:04] Maybe it's an unexpected opportunity.
[30:06] Maybe it is something coming out of left
[30:08] field, a surprising revelation that
[30:11] encourages you to reconsider something
[30:13] that you thought you absolutely needed
[30:15] and then you realize like, I actually
[30:16] don't need that [ __ ] at all. But right
[30:18] now, I get it. You're like, can it
[30:20] change? Can it actually shift? I thought
[30:22] that I was relying on it. I don't know,
[30:25] Taurus. Maybe it's a professional
[30:27] responsibility, a financial arrangement,
[30:29] a particular way that you've been
[30:31] organizing your schedule. Maybe it's
[30:33] thinking that you need to shower in the
[30:34] evening instead of the morning, but now
[30:36] you're starting to take morning showers
[30:37] and you're like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa."
[30:38] Listen, I get it. Taurus, this may seem
[30:41] insignificant, but it's actually not.
[30:43] Small changes can yield massive returns.
[30:46] It's giving seven of swords, right? It's
[30:48] like realizing that you have been
[30:50] playing yourself when really all along
[30:52] what you have been waiting for is just
[30:54] you looking at your situation from a
[30:56] different point of view and maybe moving
[30:57] some things around. Whatever it may be,
[31:00] Taurus, you are going to recognize this
[31:02] week that something that you have been
[31:03] doing out of habit may no longer be
[31:05] serving you. And that's not somebody
[31:06] being harsh with you. That's you
[31:08] actually being smart with yourself. And
[31:10] that is some very hot tea. Now, with
[31:13] Mercury and Venus still retrograde, this
[31:15] isn't necessarily the week where you are
[31:17] going to be like, and that's it. I have
[31:19] a new plan. I have a new path. Here we
[31:21] go. But this is the week that you can
[31:23] begin to imagine what a renovation of
[31:26] your life, of your structures may start
[31:28] to look like. And by the end of the
[31:30] week, you are going to have a much
[31:31] clearer understanding of what needs to
[31:33] be adjusted, reorganized, or maybe
[31:35] demolished. I don't know. So, as we
[31:37] settle into this new month, Taurus, I
[31:39] want you to consider what stability
[31:41] means to you now. Not what it meant to
[31:44] you then, what it means to you now,
[31:46] today. and recognize that the structures
[31:49] that supported you at the beginning of
[31:50] the year may not be the same ones that
[31:52] are going to carry you into 2027. And
[31:55] this week, you're going to get a very
[31:56] interesting glimpse of what may be
[31:58] coming next. Pay attention, Taurus. The
[32:00] blueprint is indeed changing. And soon,
[32:03] you're going to be moving into the
[32:04] design phase of the whole project, and
[32:06] that's where things actually start to
[32:08] get fun again. Trust me. Hi, Gemini.
[32:11] Gemini, Gemini, Gemini, my darling. What
[32:14] a strange and exhilarating time to be
[32:17] alive. Oh boy, November is here somehow.
[32:21] And after these past few weeks of
[32:23] bonkers astrology, which by the way, we
[32:26] still are in the midst of bonkers
[32:28] astrology. That has not changed. You are
[32:30] now beginning to recognize that things
[32:33] are shifting in your life too,
[32:35] especially as it pertains to your own
[32:37] energy. And Gemini, let us talk about
[32:40] energy. Let us talk about energy in
[32:42] every sense of the word. your physical
[32:44] vitality, your emotional enthusiasm,
[32:46] your intellectual curiosity, that spark
[32:49] of passion that actually makes you feel
[32:51] excited to get out of bed in the
[32:52] morning. Because honey, without that
[32:54] lust for life, what do you have? Dunking
[32:56] your face into a bowl of ice. Come on,
[32:59] Gemini. That's a fad. That's a phase.
[33:01] That's not sustainable. But Gemini, this
[33:03] week you are going to discover something
[33:04] very interesting about what you have
[33:06] been doing with your energy. Mercury,
[33:08] your planetary ruler. It's still
[33:10] retrograde, yes, but it's meeting with
[33:12] the sun this week. It's making out with
[33:15] the sun, and that is going to bring some
[33:17] much needed clarity to a situation that
[33:20] has been draining your precious
[33:22] vitality. Maybe you're going to finally
[33:24] realize why a particular commitment has
[33:27] become so exhausting. Or maybe an
[33:30] unexpected conversation will remind you
[33:32] of something that you used to absolutely
[33:34] love doing, but completely forgot about.
[33:37] Gemini, you are going to have a
[33:38] revelation about the difference between
[33:41] what keeps you busy busy and what
[33:43] actually makes you feel alive. And
[33:45] honey, trust me, there is a difference.
[33:47] But wait, [snorts] there's more. Because
[33:48] the same day that this Mercury kazimi
[33:51] happens, Venus and Jupiter are linking
[33:53] up. And that means there's also an
[33:55] opportunity to reconnect with something
[33:56] that really inspires you. An old
[33:59] passion, a creative project, maybe even
[34:01] an old flirtation. Hello. Something is
[34:04] going to come back on your radar.
[34:06] reminding you that life is supposed to
[34:08] be fun. You know that you are that. So,
[34:11] how can you make that a centerpiece of
[34:13] your experience right now? Gemini, I
[34:15] want you to pay attention to what
[34:16] happens when you follow the threads of
[34:19] your curiosity. And honey, you are going
[34:21] to remember how fabulous it feels to be
[34:24] fully and completely and
[34:26] enthusiastically yourself. And if you
[34:29] don't feel like you're there yet, trust
[34:30] me, it's coming soon. This week is all
[34:32] about trusting the process. And I know
[34:35] that it's tea. So, just give it a second
[34:37] to cool off because by the end of the
[34:38] week, you are going to love sipping this
[34:41] brew. Hello, Cancer. Hey, come on out of
[34:46] that little shell for a second. We have
[34:48] to have a conversation about what's been
[34:50] going on with that shell. That safety,
[34:53] that security, that belonging, that
[34:56] sense of home. We are in November now.
[34:58] What? I know. And after these past few
[35:00] weeks of absolutely wild and unhinged
[35:03] and unsafe astrology, you are beginning
[35:06] to realize that your understanding of
[35:07] what it means to feel safe has evolved.
[35:10] Really, it has transformed. And Cancer,
[35:12] I know that is a big deal because you
[35:14] are a water sign. You're a water sign
[35:16] ruled by the moon. You're a water sign
[35:18] ruled by the moon represented by a
[35:19] hermit crab. And that means that your
[35:21] relationship with comfort, familiarity,
[35:24] security, emotional security, loyalty,
[35:27] honey, it's fundamental to your
[35:28] experience. But as of these past couple
[35:31] of weeks, you've been discovering that
[35:32] some of the things that you relied on to
[35:34] feel grounded aren't providing that same
[35:36] sense of reassurance. And that can feel
[35:39] weird, uncomfortable, horrifying. Wait,
[35:42] I thought spooky season was over. No,
[35:44] Diva, it's just beginning. Mwah. But
[35:47] seriously, Cancer, this week something
[35:49] is going to help you understand exactly
[35:51] where you belong. With Venus and Jupiter
[35:54] linking up midweek, a conversation with
[35:56] someone close to you, or maybe an
[35:58] unexpected invitation to a party that
[36:00] you were not planning on attending, or
[36:02] perhaps even a development involving
[36:04] your home or your family, some relatives
[36:07] that you were looking forward to seeing,
[36:08] but now things have changed. Well, it's
[36:10] going to remind you that support comes
[36:12] in many different forms. And with
[36:13] Mercury retrograde making out with the
[36:15] sun also on Wednesday, you are going to
[36:18] have a very important realization about
[36:20] what you actually need to feel stable
[36:23] and secure. Cancer, you are allowed to
[36:25] change your reality when it makes sense.
[36:27] And if that time is now, well, vroom
[36:29] vroom, let's [ __ ] go. You can do it.
[36:31] But if you're like, "Stop it. Stop it,
[36:32] Alisa. Stop it. I'm not ready." That's
[36:34] also fine. I understand, Cancer. I don't
[36:36] want to just uh pile on right now. I
[36:39] know there's a lot on your plate. But
[36:40] this week is really just about uh
[36:43] looking around, okay? Taking out the
[36:44] clipboard, having a little rubric,
[36:46] checking off some boxes, a little look,
[36:50] a little inspection.
[36:52] And if that means that you're just
[36:54] reassessing things, that you're just
[36:56] like taking it all in, that you're just
[36:58] noting what is going on, then that's
[37:01] fine, too. And when it's go time, it'll
[37:03] be go time and you will know it because
[37:05] you are intuitive and you can trust
[37:07] yourself. So, Cancer, grab that
[37:09] clipboard and look around. Where do you
[37:11] feel most comfortable being yourself?
[37:13] Who makes you feel supported? Who
[37:15] celebrates you? Who makes you feel
[37:17] understood? Because this week you have
[37:19] an opportunity to remember that home
[37:21] isn't necessarily where you have been.
[37:24] Sometimes home is actually where you're
[37:26] going. And honey, that's a beautiful
[37:28] thing, but it's also an unknown thing.
[37:30] So, that means you have to keep going.
[37:33] Hello, Leo, my gorgeous, glamorous
[37:36] golden lion. Isn't that an award? Yes.
[37:39] Yes, of course it is. How are you doing?
[37:43] Okay. Okay. Surviving barely. Hanging on
[37:45] by a thread. Noted. Clocked. I get it.
[37:47] Well, Leo, uh, it's November. November
[37:50] has arrived. And after several weeks of
[37:54] rather intense astrology, which is still
[37:56] going on, by the way. We're not out of
[37:57] it yet. I do think it is high time that
[38:00] we discuss something rather important.
[38:02] your relationship with power. Power? I
[38:05] barely know her. Oh, don't be koi, Leo.
[38:08] I know you get the vibe. You are ruled
[38:10] by the sun, the literal center of the
[38:12] solar system. But lately, Leo, you have
[38:15] been confronting some rather complicated
[38:18] questions about what it means to be seen
[38:20] and heard, respected, recognized. Sound
[38:22] familiar? Yes, of course. There is a
[38:24] difference between having influence and
[38:26] feeling like you are constantly
[38:28] responsible for managing everyone else's
[38:31] perception of you. Leo, if you feel like
[38:34] you have been working overtime trying to
[38:36] keep everything together, maintain your
[38:38] reputation, keep your hair nice and big
[38:40] and up, make sure everyone is happy with
[38:41] you, that's exhausting and frankly, it's
[38:44] unbecoming. So this week, Leo, something
[38:46] is going to happen that changes the way
[38:48] that you understand your own authority.
[38:51] With Jupiter moving through your sign,
[38:53] meaning that this whole calendar year is
[38:55] very important for you, and also forming
[38:58] a gorgeous connection with Venus on
[39:00] Wednesday, you're going to get a nice
[39:02] little reminder that your gifts, your
[39:05] talents, your personality, they're worth
[39:07] celebrating. Maybe you get a compliment
[39:09] out of nowhere. Maybe there's a
[39:11] promising conversation. Maybe even an
[39:13] opportunity that first appeared back in
[39:16] August. Yes, Leo. Leo season, your
[39:18] birthday season could return with some
[39:20] exciting new developments. So, what has
[39:22] changed in your life since the last time
[39:24] Venus and Jupiter got together back on
[39:26] August 17th? Well, see what was
[39:29] happening then because it might be
[39:30] coming up again now. But obviously,
[39:33] you've changed. A lot has happened. And
[39:35] with Mercury and Venus still retrograde,
[39:37] you are also being asked to reconsider
[39:39] what you actually want from all of this.
[39:41] Whether it's attention or lack of
[39:43] attention, right? Is the recognition
[39:45] that you're receiving aligned with the
[39:47] person that you want to become? Are you
[39:50] pursuing something because it genuinely
[39:52] fulfills you or you have become attached
[39:54] to this idea of being perceived in this
[39:57] very particular way? Leo, I know this is
[40:00] a lot. These are some very big
[40:02] questions, but you got to tell me. Leo,
[40:04] ultimately, you are entering this very
[40:06] important chapter of personal growth,
[40:08] but I advise that you don't rush your
[40:10] big announcement. Don't let everyone
[40:12] know what you have planned right now.
[40:15] What is important is that you are really
[40:17] focused on what you believe rather than
[40:20] try to prove your worth to anyone. You
[40:23] don't need to prove how special you are.
[40:25] Your power is already yours. Now it's
[40:28] just about strategizing, figuring it
[40:30] out, looking at everything that's going
[40:32] on, and then deciding what you want to
[40:34] do next. Because when it's time to make
[40:36] that move, you are going to be ready.
[40:39] Trust me, you are going to be ready.
[40:41] Hello Virgo. Okay, my beautiful,
[40:44] brilliant friend. How is that brain of
[40:46] yours doing? Hey, hey, don't shame
[40:49] yourself. No, don't shame yourself for
[40:51] overcaffeinating. You need it. Don't
[40:53] shame yourself for being stressed. Life
[40:55] is stressful, Virgo. Don't shame
[40:57] yourself for anything ever at all
[40:59] because the world is hard enough without
[41:02] you being your own bully. Come on. You
[41:05] don't need to be mean to yourself. You
[41:07] actually need to be nice to yourself.
[41:09] You need to hype yourself up. After so
[41:11] many weird weeks, I know that you have
[41:13] been doing a lot of thinking. And by
[41:16] thinking, I mean overthinking. I mean
[41:18] analyzing, organizing, researching,
[41:20] reconsidering, making lists, revising
[41:22] those lists, being way too hard on
[41:24] yourself for literally no reason at all.
[41:25] Virgo, listen. Are you okay? [laughter]
[41:28] Seriously, probably not. But listen, we
[41:31] are stepping into a new month. November
[41:33] is here and with Mercury, your planetary
[41:35] ruler, still going backwards, I know
[41:37] that you have been navigating a
[41:39] particularly strange and sticky chapter
[41:42] that really has been surrounding and
[41:44] orbiting your communication and
[41:46] decision-m and the stories that shape
[41:48] and define your reality. But lately,
[41:50] Virgo, have you been noticing that those
[41:53] narratives are getting old? They're
[41:55] getting stale. They actually really need
[41:57] to be updated quite dramatically. Virgo,
[41:59] this week you are going to receive some
[42:02] new information that helps you connect
[42:04] dots in a way that you have not
[42:05] connected them before. On Wednesday,
[42:08] Mercury is going to be making out with
[42:10] the sun, bringing a moment of
[42:12] extraordinary clarity into your life.
[42:14] And this is going to feel major and so
[42:16] so necessary because it is going to be
[42:18] major. But just because you have this
[42:20] Eureka moment doesn't mean you need to
[42:22] do anything about it just yet. I know
[42:24] that's crazy, right? But Virgo, if we're
[42:27] being honest, this is a little reprieve
[42:29] of a week, but we are still really in
[42:31] the thick of it. Mercury and Venus are
[42:33] still retrograde. So 100% this is a
[42:37] moment for gathering information, but
[42:39] maybe it's like a 10% moment for
[42:42] implementing it. It's really about
[42:43] noticing, Virgo, which if you think
[42:45] about it, is really so Virgo coded. But
[42:48] can you notice without shaming? Can you
[42:50] notice without judging? Can you notice
[42:52] and just sit with the information
[42:54] without feeling bad that you haven't
[42:56] been able to make any changes around it
[42:58] yet? Virgo, as we settle into these
[43:00] final weeks of the year, I want you to
[43:02] consider how much you have changed since
[43:05] January, since 2026, since this whole
[43:08] Gregorian calendar year began. What do
[43:10] you know now that you didn't know then?
[43:12] Honey, this week you are going to
[43:14] realize that sometimes just like a fresh
[43:17] perspective is actually all you need to
[43:20] open doors that you didn't even realize
[43:22] were there. You thought it was just a
[43:24] wall. No, honey, it's a door. It's a
[43:26] trap door. It's a secret door. It's a
[43:29] magical door. And that, my darling
[43:31] Virgo, is exactly how you change your
[43:34] life. And that is actually when life
[43:36] starts to get interesting again. And the
[43:38] last thing you need to do is judge
[43:39] yourself along the way.
[43:42] Coming up, we have the second half of
[43:44] the zodiac to pour. Stay tuned [music]
[43:45] for your personalized horoscopes right
[43:47] after a quick break.
[43:52] Hi, welcome back community. Let's get
[43:55] right back into it. We have some
[43:57] delicious brew ready to sip. Let us
[44:00] spill that astrology.
[44:03] Hello Libra. Oh, beautiful, charming,
[44:06] glamorous Libra. How are you doing?
[44:09] Because honey, your planetary ruler
[44:11] Venus has been retrograde for weeks. And
[44:13] I have a sneaking suspicion you are
[44:15] getting tired of being the universe's
[44:18] favorite science experiment. Like, okay,
[44:20] we get it. We're changing. We're
[44:22] growing. We're learning. We're healing.
[44:25] That's enough. Can we please just have a
[44:27] nice dinner, enjoy ourselves, open a
[44:29] nice bottle of wine? Well, Libra,
[44:31] November is here and I do have some very
[44:33] exciting news for you because this week
[44:35] you are going to start recognizing how
[44:37] much your relationship with your damn
[44:39] self has transformed over these past few
[44:41] weeks. I'm talking your confidence, your
[44:44] identity, your appearance, perhaps your
[44:46] desires, yes, the whole Libra package,
[44:49] my darling. And on Wednesday, something
[44:52] very interesting is going to happen.
[44:54] Venus still retrograde is forming a
[44:56] gorgeous connection with Jupiter in Leo
[44:58] and this could bring a fabulous
[45:00] opportunity by way of friendships, the
[45:03] group chat, your broader community. Yes,
[45:06] an invitation, a collaboration, or even
[45:09] a conversation with someone you haven't
[45:11] heard from in years. And Libra, remember
[45:13] August 17th? How could you not? Well, if
[45:15] you don't, go back to your calendar,
[45:17] look at your journal, look at your
[45:18] pictures, because it was on August 17th
[45:21] when these planets first connected,
[45:22] Venus and Jupiter, and something from
[45:25] then might be coming back around now,
[45:27] perhaps with better terms, better
[45:29] people, better outfits. Yes. Yes, we
[45:31] love an upgrade. But Libra, before you
[45:34] start RSVPing to every opportunity that
[45:37] lands on your lap, I do want you to take
[45:39] a moment to consider, hey, what do you
[45:41] actually want? What do you actually want
[45:42] to prioritize right now? Because with
[45:44] Venus and Mercury both retrograde, you
[45:47] are still very much in the process of
[45:49] redefining your priorities. And this
[45:51] week is going to reveal an important
[45:53] thing or two about the people and
[45:55] experiences that you want to carry with
[45:58] you into this next chapter of your life.
[46:00] So look around Libra, who's showing up,
[46:02] what's exciting you, and what feels
[46:04] different about the way that you are
[46:06] moving through the world today. By
[46:07] November 28th, when Venus and Jupiter
[46:10] meet for the third and final installment
[46:12] of this series, you are going to have a
[46:14] much clearer understanding of where this
[46:16] is all going. And honey, I think you're
[46:18] going to like what you see. Oo, that's
[46:19] tea. Hi there, Scorpio. Ooh, now we are
[46:23] in the November part of Scorpio season.
[46:28] October Scorpios, what do you think
[46:30] about November Scorpios? November
[46:32] scorpios, what do you think about
[46:33] October Scorpios? Tiss, kiss and make
[46:36] out. Kiss and make out. Okay, [laughter]
[46:38] but listen. Okay, this has been really
[46:40] for all Scorpios.
[46:42] Quite the season, right? Not your
[46:44] typical spooky ookie Scorpio season.
[46:46] This has been your spinny dizzy Scorpio
[46:49] season because we have Mercury
[46:52] retrograde and Venus retrograde. And
[46:55] yes, obviously we're talking secrets and
[46:57] revelations and obsessions and
[46:59] psychological transformations, but
[47:01] that's all a day in the life. Your
[47:03] birthday party as an episode of deline
[47:06] is very Scorpiocoded. But with all of
[47:08] these planets moving backwards and all
[47:10] of them having some touch point in the
[47:12] sign of Scorpio, things have felt really
[47:15] intense. Things have felt like really
[47:18] overwhelming. Things that usually like
[47:20] bring you joy like uh you know cracking
[47:23] cold cases actually has been feeling
[47:25] incredibly stressful because you are
[47:27] realizing that you are the mystery. You
[47:30] actually don't know yourself as well as
[47:32] you thought you did. And that is a
[47:34] little uh provocative, isn't it? Well,
[47:36] Scorpio, this week in that vein, you are
[47:38] going to discover some things about
[47:40] yourself that really change the way that
[47:42] you understand some important situations
[47:44] in your life. Situations that you have
[47:46] been navigating for quite some time. On
[47:48] Wednesday, Mercury and the Sun are
[47:51] making out in your sign in a kazmi. And
[47:54] this is a big [ __ ] deal. Scorpio,
[47:56] expect a conversation, a discovery, a
[47:58] realization, an unexpected piece of hot
[48:01] goss to really bring something into
[48:04] focus that until this moment had felt
[48:06] confusing or complicated or like truly
[48:08] impossible to understand. And Scorpio,
[48:10] obviously, this could be very personal.
[48:12] Maybe you're finally going to realize
[48:14] why you have been white knuckling
[48:16] something. Maybe you're going to
[48:17] acknowledge a desire that you have been
[48:19] trying to suppress. Or perhaps you're
[48:21] going to realize that you have outgrown
[48:23] that version of yourself that you have
[48:24] been desperately trying to preserve and
[48:27] it's giving inbalming fluid and it's
[48:29] giving firmaldahhide and it's giving
[48:32] disgusting. But here's the thing just
[48:34] because you have uncovered a truth which
[48:36] you will doesn't mean that you are ready
[48:39] to announce what you found out to the
[48:43] entire world. Hear me out. Okay. Venus
[48:45] is still retrograde and now it is moving
[48:47] through the most private elusive area of
[48:50] your chart. So for you, this week is
[48:52] actually about figuring out when is the
[48:55] right time to reveal these discoveries.
[48:57] It's okay to let them marinate. It's
[48:59] okay to let them develop. It's okay to
[49:02] let them ripen a little longer because
[49:04] as November unfolds, you are going to
[49:06] have more and more important decisions
[49:08] to make about who you are and what you
[49:10] want, where you want to go next. And
[49:12] Scorpio by the time we reach the end of
[49:14] the month you are going to recognize
[49:16] that the person that you stepped into
[49:19] birthday season as is not the same
[49:21] person who is leaving. This is giving
[49:23] exoskeleton. Okay, that's how
[49:25] transformation works. That's how Scorpio
[49:27] season works. It all makes sense. Hello
[49:31] Sagittarius. Oh my beautiful archer
[49:34] friend. Wait, where are you going? No,
[49:37] seriously. Where are you going? Because
[49:38] I know that when things start getting
[49:39] complicated, your first instinct is to
[49:41] get the hell out of here. Book a flight,
[49:43] buy a ticket, get the [ __ ] out of dodge,
[49:46] and after the astrology that we've been
[49:48] experiencing, I wouldn't blame you. But
[49:50] Sagittarius, hey, it's November, and
[49:52] that means that it's almost your
[49:54] birthday season. So, before you start
[49:56] planning that next great escape, I do
[49:59] want you to consider something very,
[50:00] very important. What if the thing that
[50:02] you are looking for is actually much
[50:05] closer than you realize? Woo! Honey,
[50:07] it's tea. Lately, you have been doing
[50:09] some serious soulsearching. And with
[50:12] Scorpio season activating a very private
[50:14] and introspective area of your chart,
[50:17] yes, Sagittarius, you are being asked,
[50:19] demanded, forced to slow down so that
[50:23] you can actually hear yourself think.
[50:25] That's not a bad thing. But this week,
[50:27] Sagittarius, there are going to be some
[50:29] very interesting developments unfolding
[50:32] involving your future. On Wednesday,
[50:34] Venus and Jupiter, your planetary ruler,
[50:36] Casino Daddy himself, Kachang, they're
[50:39] linking up. And this could bring an
[50:41] exciting opportunity that for you is
[50:43] connected to travel or spirituality or
[50:47] even new perspectives that you had never
[50:50] even considered before. So, I want you
[50:52] to think back to what was going on in
[50:53] your life on August 17th. Look at your
[50:55] photos, look at your calendar, look at
[50:57] your emails, because something happened
[50:59] around that time that is going to become
[51:01] relevant again. Maybe you got an
[51:04] invitation or you were thinking about
[51:07] something that you thought was over,
[51:10] right? That ship had sailed. Oh, no, no,
[51:11] no, no. It had docked and now it is
[51:14] ready to set sail again. A project that
[51:16] you had put on hold, well, it's getting
[51:18] a second chance. Or maybe someone is
[51:20] going to present you with an opportunity
[51:22] that reminds you just how much
[51:24] possibility is still in the air.
[51:26] Sagittarius, yes, this is exciting
[51:28] stuff. But wait, don't pack your bags
[51:30] just yet. Mercury is still retrograde
[51:32] and you know that there is always an
[51:35] issue or two with traveling and our
[51:37] itineraries when the planet of
[51:39] communication and travel is going
[51:41] backwards. Plus, we still need to
[51:43] collect a little more data before we
[51:45] know what makes sense for you to do. And
[51:48] this week with Mercury meeting up with
[51:49] the sun, you are going to get that data.
[51:52] You are going to understand why things
[51:53] are unfolding the way they have been
[51:55] unfolding. You are going to recognize
[51:57] why the dream that you have been chasing
[51:59] doesn't actually make sense anymore. But
[52:02] you are also going to understand why it
[52:04] is still not the right time to take
[52:06] action on these breakthroughs. Your
[52:09] season is right around the corner,
[52:10] Sagittarius. And when that happens, it's
[52:13] going to be off to the races. Right by
[52:15] November 28th, when Venus and Jupiter
[52:17] link up again for the third and final
[52:19] time, November 28th being Sagittarius
[52:21] season, yes, you are going to be ready
[52:24] to go. But right now, all you need to
[52:26] focus on is resting up, getting your
[52:29] beauty sleep, and trusting that the next
[52:31] big adventure is right around the
[52:33] corner. It's just uh not starting today.
[52:36] You get the vibe. Hi, Capricorn. My
[52:39] beautiful, ambitious, hardworking sego.
[52:42] Can we talk about your relationship with
[52:43] success? Whoopee. I know. Honey, you are
[52:48] uh endlessly climbing mountains, right?
[52:50] building empires, managing
[52:51] responsibilities, generally acting like
[52:53] the CEO of absolutely everything for so
[52:56] long that I have to wonder, me thinks,
[53:00] Capricorn, when [clears throat] was the
[53:01] last time that you actually stopped and
[53:03] appreciated how far you've come?
[53:05] November is here and after several weeks
[53:08] of extremely intense astrology, which we
[53:11] are still indeed in right now, you are
[53:13] getting a rather unusual opportunity to
[53:16] assess and reassess your accomplishments
[53:18] and your ambitions and also the little
[53:21] people who helped you get there. Hello
[53:24] Capricorn. Sorry, you didn't do this
[53:25] alone. And it's important that as you
[53:28] think about all of the things that you
[53:30] have accomplished and achieved, that
[53:31] you're also recognizing that you did
[53:33] that as part of a group effort. Yes, it
[53:35] was a group project and yes, those
[53:37] people also need a little recognition
[53:39] too. Capricorn, this week something is
[53:41] going to happen that really encourages
[53:43] you to reconsider what success actually
[53:45] looks like because with Venus retrograde
[53:47] in the professional area of your chart.
[53:50] Yes. Forming a gorgeous gorgena
[53:53] connection to Jupiter which is you know
[53:56] expansive. You are going to have a
[53:59] breakthrough around what influence or
[54:02] finance or possibilities
[54:05] or even potential could be and it's
[54:09] going to be more expansive than you even
[54:12] imagine possible which I know is saying
[54:14] a lot for a Capricorn who knows that the
[54:16] mountain is a tall one right whatever
[54:19] happens this week Capricorn I really
[54:21] want you to pay attention to who is
[54:23] involved in this pursuit with you who is
[54:25] showing up for you who is also helping
[54:28] you so that you can continue to turn
[54:30] your dreams into reality because it does
[54:32] take a village Capricorn and being aware
[54:34] of not just where you're going but also
[54:37] who is climbing with you. Hello the
[54:39] sherpas they need to be acknowledged
[54:41] because you cannot get there alone and
[54:44] since Mercury is still retrograde right
[54:46] now but meeting with the sun midweek you
[54:48] are definitely going to get some clarity
[54:50] around what these relationships are
[54:52] actually doing to support you or not
[54:55] support you every step of the way. Yeah,
[54:57] maybe some of your goals have changed,
[54:58] but maybe also some of your
[55:00] relationships have changed. Either way,
[55:01] it's okay. You're allowed to want
[55:03] different things in different seasons of
[55:05] life, and you're allowed to also want
[55:07] support and need support from different
[55:09] people in different seasons of life.
[55:11] You're allowed to redefine what your
[55:13] reality looks like and what all of these
[55:15] most important connections mean to you.
[55:17] And you're also allowed to enjoy your
[55:20] life as you are in pursuit of bigger
[55:22] things. So, as we move deeper into
[55:24] November, as we move deeper into 2026,
[55:28] as we get ready to close out the year, I
[55:30] want you to ask yourself, what are you
[55:32] working towards? Who are you working
[55:34] with? And are you excited about the
[55:37] direction that you're going in? Because
[55:39] this week, Capricorn, you are going to
[55:41] get a very important glimpse of what is
[55:43] possible when your ambitions actually
[55:46] start to align with your happiness. And
[55:48] honey, that's the kind of success that
[55:50] you should be interested in because that
[55:52] is the type of success alongside the
[55:55] type of people that is actually going to
[55:56] fulfill you. T
[55:59] Hi Aquarius. Earth to Aquarius.
[56:03] Aquarius, can you hear me? Aquarius,
[56:06] come in. Listen, Aquarius, I know that
[56:09] you are truly like the extraterrestrial
[56:12] of the zodiac, but honey, no matter how
[56:15] you got here, you are on planet Earth,
[56:17] okay? And lately, I know that you have
[56:19] been feeling like you have wandered into
[56:22] an alternate dimension where absolutely
[56:24] nothing makes sense anymore. And I can't
[56:27] blame you. With Pluto moving through
[56:29] your sign and getting activated
[56:31] approximately 17,000 times over the past
[56:34] couple of weeks, it makes sense that you
[56:36] are feeling a little fried, a little
[56:38] buzzed out. Aquarius, you have been
[56:40] experiencing some major transformation
[56:43] involving your identity and your
[56:44] relationship and your understanding of
[56:46] the future and your reprocessing of the
[56:48] past. But it is November, which means
[56:50] it's a new month. And for this new
[56:52] month, this means a new opportunity for
[56:54] you to look around and start to assess
[56:57] and reassess uh what's really going on.
[56:59] Also, any damages or any progress,
[57:02] right? Maybe it's all fabulous or maybe
[57:04] it's all horrifying. Maybe it's both. I
[57:06] don't know. You tell me. Aquarius, is it
[57:08] fabulous or horrifying or a combo
[57:10] platter? This week, things are going to
[57:12] get very interesting, especially as it
[57:15] relates to your professional life. On
[57:17] Wednesday, Venus and Jupiter are linky
[57:20] dinking up. And because Jupiter is
[57:22] moving through the partnership sector of
[57:24] your chart, this means that someone is
[57:26] going to be knocking on your door,
[57:28] presenting you with opportunities that
[57:31] may completely change the way you
[57:32] understand the next chapter of your
[57:34] life. Is it a romantic partner? Is it a
[57:36] business collaborator? Is it a new
[57:38] contract? We will find out. And
[57:40] Aquarius, think back to August 17th.
[57:43] Look at the calendar. Look at your
[57:44] photos. Look at your emails because
[57:46] maybe you're going to get a clue as to
[57:49] what is coming based on what was
[57:51] happening then. What's happening this
[57:52] week is the second installment of a
[57:54] threepart series that has been unfolding
[57:57] in your life. And the first installment
[58:00] was back on August 17th. But here's the
[58:02] thing. You've changed since August, have
[58:04] you not? You've changed what you're
[58:06] doing. You've changed how you're doing
[58:08] it, why you're doing it. And the way
[58:10] that you approach the situation now is
[58:12] going to reflect just how much you've
[58:13] grown. So even though the themes might
[58:15] be similar, honey, the response will not
[58:17] be. Meanwhile, Mercury retrograde rages
[58:19] on, but also on Wednesday, it connects
[58:22] with the sun in the area of your chart
[58:24] that has to do with your career, your
[58:27] legacy. So maybe you're going to finally
[58:29] understand, oh, this is why I'm having a
[58:32] hard time doing X, Y, and Z. Maybe you
[58:34] are going to have an opportunity to
[58:36] share how you really really feel and
[58:39] maybe there's still going to be some
[58:40] negotiation from there. Why wouldn't
[58:42] there be? Mercury is still retrograde.
[58:43] But at least you're going to have the
[58:45] clarity to understand why it's important
[58:47] for you to express what's on your mind.
[58:49] Whatever begins to unfold, Aquarius, I
[58:52] want to remind you that with two
[58:54] planets, personal planets still moving
[58:56] backwards, Mercury and Venus, you don't
[58:58] need to feel obligated to make every
[59:00] single decision in the next 5 days.
[59:03] November is just beginning, right? By
[59:04] the end of the month, by the third and
[59:06] final installment of this Venus and
[59:08] Jupiter connection in particular, you
[59:11] are going to have a very clear
[59:12] understanding around what is going on
[59:15] and what you want to do. You're going to
[59:16] know even how you want to come into
[59:18] 2027. For now, just observe, take notes,
[59:21] and remember Aquarius, you are allowed
[59:24] to continue to blossom and bloom, even
[59:26] into versions of you that surprise you.
[59:28] That's the whole point of having Pluto
[59:30] in your sign and transforming in radical
[59:33] and paradigm shifting ways. Are you up
[59:35] for the challenge? Of course not. But
[59:37] you have to be. That's D. Hi, Pisces.
[59:40] It's T. What's T? Come here. Come
[59:44] closer. I have a question for you. What
[59:46] are you doing? [laughter]
[59:48] What is going on with you? I know the
[59:50] astrology has been nutty, but so have
[59:53] you, Pisces. If we're being honest, you
[59:55] have been floating somewhere between the
[59:57] realm of reality and fantasy and
[1:00:00] parallel universes. And Pisces, I know
[1:00:03] you love a little whimsy, a little
[1:00:05] enchantment, a little mystery. But
[1:00:08] lately, things have been getting very
[1:00:10] weird, very existential. It's hard to
[1:00:13] follow the trajectory. But we have a new
[1:00:15] month. It is now the month of November.
[1:00:17] And uh maybe this means it's a fresh
[1:00:19] opportunity for you to recognize that
[1:00:22] some of those deeply held beliefs that
[1:00:25] you have structured your life around
[1:00:27] actually need to change to meet you
[1:00:30] where you are today. No, I am not
[1:00:31] talking about the disoriented version of
[1:00:33] where you are today. I'm talking about
[1:00:35] when you move through the fog, right?
[1:00:37] When you actually swim to the other side
[1:00:40] to the clearing, realizing that oh my
[1:00:42] gosh, you have grown. You have matured.
[1:00:45] You are different than you used to be
[1:00:47] and that is a beautiful thing. Pisces,
[1:00:50] this week is going to bring a very
[1:00:51] important revelation about where you are
[1:00:54] swimming to next. Mercury retrograde,
[1:00:56] yes, is meeting the sun in Scorpio and
[1:00:58] that is going to be activating the area
[1:01:00] of your chart that's associated with new
[1:01:02] philosophies. So yeah, something is
[1:01:05] going to click. Something is going to
[1:01:06] make sense. Something is going to like
[1:01:09] turn on and you're going to realize that
[1:01:12] you have been looking at a situation
[1:01:13] from a outdated point of view and you
[1:01:15] actually don't need to look at it like
[1:01:17] that anymore. The reason that you were
[1:01:19] getting so confused, the reason you were
[1:01:21] getting so tangled up is because your
[1:01:23] understanding of that dynamic was
[1:01:26] actually an understanding steeped in the
[1:01:28] past. And it just does not make sense
[1:01:31] with where you are today. who you are
[1:01:34] today and what you care about now. But
[1:01:36] wait, there is more. We also have Venus
[1:01:38] and Jupiter linking up the very same day
[1:01:41] that Mercury and the Sun form a kazmi.
[1:01:44] So yeah, that is also going to do
[1:01:46] something, something nice, something
[1:01:48] beautiful for you. Bring a little
[1:01:50] sweetness into your life, a little luck,
[1:01:53] a little fortune, a little reminder that
[1:01:55] magic doesn't always need to arrive with
[1:01:58] fireworks and a dramatic orchestral
[1:02:00] score, even though it would be lovely if
[1:02:02] it did. No, sometimes magic is someone
[1:02:04] actually just being like, "Hey, Pisces,
[1:02:06] I see that you seem really overwhelmed
[1:02:08] right now. Can I help you?" Maybe magic
[1:02:10] is having a deadline that you don't have
[1:02:12] to push back because your boss actually
[1:02:14] ends up pushing it back on your behalf.
[1:02:16] That's a miracle. Sometimes it's
[1:02:18] realizing that the thing that has been
[1:02:20] stressing you out is actually going to
[1:02:22] work out just fine. And Pisces, as we
[1:02:24] settle into this penultimate month of
[1:02:26] the year, I want you to take a moment to
[1:02:29] appreciate how much you have learned,
[1:02:31] how much has worked out in your favor,
[1:02:34] and trust that through that gratitude,
[1:02:36] you'll always be able to find a new path
[1:02:38] to explore. Honey, this week you are
[1:02:41] going to get a glimpse of the future.
[1:02:43] It's giving fortune teller. It's giving
[1:02:44] Pisces. And through this, through this
[1:02:47] crystal ball moment, you are going to
[1:02:49] discover that there is still so much
[1:02:51] magic waiting for you. There is so much
[1:02:53] to look forward to. So you don't have to
[1:02:56] be so stressed and strapped. You can
[1:02:59] actually just trust that things are
[1:03:00] going to work out. That's tea.
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