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[0:00] Attention, attention. This is a special
[0:03] bulletin from the broadcasting system, a
[0:06] special TSA, a tea service announcement.
[0:09] Yes. The last time you saw me here,
[0:12] quite literally here, it was indeed six
[0:14] weeks ago, and I was cautiously,
[0:16] dutifully informing you of the fact that
[0:18] Venus, the planet of love and values,
[0:21] the planet that defines everything about
[0:24] your worthiness, well, it was about to
[0:26] go retrograde, and it did. And then
[0:29] three weeks ago, Mercury, well, Mercury
[0:31] also went retrograde. But today, [music]
[0:33] we're back where it all began because
[0:35] tank there are no coincidences, and I am
[0:38] now delighted to inform you that the
[0:40] planets have finally gotten their [ __ ]
[0:43] together. Yes, yes, yes. Mercury will be
[0:45] going direct. Venus will be going
[0:48] direct. We have a new moon in Scorpio.
[0:50] Well, that's divine. And Jupiter, oh,
[0:53] honey, Jupiter is doing something very
[0:56] scalding [music] this week. Jupiter
[0:58] actually has a date with destiny. Divas,
[1:01] we are so back, not just here physically
[1:04] back in this place, but also back and
[1:07] better than ever. This is your weekly
[1:09] brew, and tea is absolutely served. So,
[1:12] begin to sip.
[1:17] [music]
[1:20] Hello, hello, and welcome to Astrolotty
[1:22] with Aliza Kelly. I am your host, your
[1:25] spiritual friend, the kitchy and witchy,
[1:28] yes, Aliza Kelly. And I am so happy that
[1:30] you're here. This is your weekly brew. I
[1:32] serve it to you hot and fresh every
[1:34] single Monday. [music] The theme of this
[1:36] week is we are so back. And the top
[1:39] three things you need to know are number
[1:42] [music] one, we are kicking off the week
[1:43] with a new moon in Scorpio. And baby,
[1:46] baby, baby, this is peak manifesting
[1:50] energy. [music] And we here in our
[1:52] community, we are going to be going
[1:54] hard. Yes, we are so back. [music]
[1:56] Number two, this week into next week, a
[1:59] really, really powerful connection
[2:02] [music]
[2:03] is happening between Jupiter and the
[2:05] nodes. Jupiter is going to be at 25°
[2:08] [music]
[2:09] of Leo and it is going to be conjunct,
[2:12] which means at the same point as, which
[2:14] means making out with the south [music]
[2:17] node of destiny also at 25° Leo and also
[2:21] opposite the north node at 25° Aquarius.
[2:23] [music] And this hasn't happened since
[2:25] um 2020. Ooh, don't be scared. We are so
[2:29] back, but we are not going back there.
[2:31] [music] We're going to talk about it.
[2:32] Don't worry, we got this. And then
[2:34] finally, number three, yes, yes, yes.
[2:36] The big headline of the week is perhaps
[2:39] the fact [music]
[2:40] that on Friday the 13th. What? Friday
[2:42] the 13th? Yes. Mercury and Venus are
[2:45] finally [music] going to be ending their
[2:47] retrogrades. They are going direct on
[2:49] the same day? Come on. What? What are
[2:52] the odds? Yes, my friends, after a very
[2:55] um brutal journey with both of these
[2:57] most important planets going backwards,
[2:59] [music]
[3:00] they are going forwards again. But it's
[3:02] different now. The whole world is
[3:04] different now. But we, [music] yes, we
[3:06] are so back. If you are new here,
[3:09] welcome. Hello, hi. I'm glad you're
[3:11] here. I'm glad that [music] you have
[3:12] found me. I haven't asked this question
[3:14] in a while, so I'm curious. How did you
[3:16] find [music] me? Who told you? What's
[3:18] their name? Give me their name. No, but
[3:20] truly, what is your pathway into this
[3:22] magical, wonderful world that is indeed
[3:25] the world [music] of kitchy and witchy
[3:26] astroloty? If you're new here, you may
[3:28] think this is my normal place. It's not.
[3:31] I am once again not in my witchy lair. I
[3:34] am [ __ ] in the studios, which
[3:36] basically just means I am going wherever
[3:39] I can as I have been traveling like
[3:41] crazy and needing [music] to uh post up
[3:44] so that I can make sure that I bring you
[3:45] these every single Monday and Wednesday
[3:48] and that we never ever ever miss a very
[3:50] important brew. [music] So right now,
[3:52] I'm back at the Acast studio in New York
[3:55] City. Hello. If you can make it here,
[3:56] you can make it anywhere. And what's
[3:58] tea, [music] what's crazy, what's wild
[4:01] is is I haven't been here for six weeks,
[4:03] and the last time I was here, [music] I
[4:05] was indeed telling you that Venus was
[4:08] about to go retrograde. That was the
[4:10] episode where we announced [music]
[4:12] Venus retrograde and we started to talk
[4:14] about that. And now six weeks later, I'm
[4:16] back. That is coincidence, [music] but
[4:17] it's tank. There are no coincidences. We
[4:20] have folded it like bookends [music]
[4:22] beautifully, naturally, cosmically. And
[4:25] I am in the same very [music] chair
[4:27] telling you that now Venus retrograde is
[4:29] over, and we are so back. We are
[4:31] literally literally so back. Well, no
[4:33] matter where I am recording this,
[4:35] [laughter] I can assure you that I will
[4:37] always be here serving you the hottest,
[4:40] most scalding episodes, aka T, [music]
[4:43] every single Monday and Wednesday. Yes,
[4:45] indeed I do. Every Monday, I will always
[4:48] have your weekly brew, and this is going
[4:50] to get you set up for the week ahead.
[4:52] I'm going to have your horoscope. Yes,
[4:54] I'm going to have a journal prompt.
[4:55] We're going to pull a tarot card. We're
[4:57] [music] going to talk about what the
[4:58] helly is going on in the sky so you can
[5:01] be prepared, never scared. [music] And
[5:03] then on Wednesdays, the tea is piping
[5:06] hot because Wednesdays are when we have
[5:08] our tea parties, [music] and this is
[5:09] when we deep steep into astrology, and
[5:12] we bring it all to life. All of our
[5:15] episodes are available wherever you get
[5:17] your podcasts. We're on YouTube. We're
[5:19] [music] on Apple with the video. We're
[5:21] on Spotify. You go where you like to go,
[5:24] and I will meet you there, but be sure
[5:27] to follow and [music] subscribe so you
[5:29] never ever ever miss one of the
[5:31] delicious blends that we serve because
[5:34] we love to serve.
[5:36] Also, I am still within the vortex of
[5:40] having just completed [music]
[5:41] my October tour, the Haunted Tea Party,
[5:44] where I got to meet so many of you in
[5:47] six cities across the [music] United
[5:50] States of America. We wrapped it right
[5:52] up before the big blue wave took over,
[5:55] which was also like, wow, I'm still
[5:57] riding that wave at the time of [music]
[5:58] this recording. Wow wow wow, we love to
[6:01] [ __ ] see it. Yes, a a
[6:04] time to be a witch in America indeed.
[6:06] But after a few weeks of being away and
[6:09] on the road and traveling and trying to
[6:11] figure out how to move around airports
[6:14] with 270 lb suitcases, one of which is
[6:17] filled with 300 electric candles [music]
[6:20] just, you know, a day in the life, I am
[6:21] back. I am back here in New York. I am
[6:24] back online and I [music] am so excited.
[6:27] It is my great honor to be hosting our
[6:30] coven meeting for the new moon in
[6:32] Scorpio tonight in [music] the
[6:34] Constellation Club. Yes, the
[6:35] Constellation Club is our virtual
[6:37] community founded in 2019, [music] 7
[6:40] years old. What? It's crazy. It's only
[6:43] $20 to join. It's [music] only ever been
[6:46] $20 to join. We've never raised the
[6:48] prices. You get access to the
[6:49] Constellation Club for an entire month
[6:51] at $20. And honey, if you like what we
[6:53] do here in Astrolotty, if you [music]
[6:56] like what we do on this show, if you
[6:58] love what we talk about, if you love
[7:00] learning about your chart, learning
[7:01] about the astrology, the connection, the
[7:03] magic, the esotericism of it all, well,
[7:05] wait until you meet the friends, wait
[7:07] until you meet the community, wait until
[7:10] you meet the coven. You are going to
[7:12] adore making magic with all of us every
[7:15] single new moon and full moon. And uh
[7:17] what can I say? Our coven meetings are
[7:18] life-changing experiences, [music]
[7:20] truly. The stories that people have,
[7:22] what people have manifested, it's
[7:24] tremendous. It's it's so inspiring. And
[7:27] I cannot wait for [music] you to
[7:28] experience it. You can tune in from
[7:30] wherever you are. It's at 8:00 p.m.
[7:32] Eastern. You can join us live. You can
[7:34] always watch the replay. [music]
[7:36] And this week's coven meeting for the
[7:38] new moon is taking place tonight, which
[7:40] is Monday, November 9th at 8:00 p.m.
[7:42] Eastern. So head over to
[7:44] constellation-club.com
[7:46] [music] to join. That's
[7:47] constellation-club.com.
[7:49] I cannot wait to see you. I cannot wait
[7:51] to meet you. I can't wait to get to know
[7:52] your [music] chart and work together in
[7:54] this very magical manifesting vortex
[7:56] that we're in. [music]
[7:57] And speaking of all of this, hey, I just
[8:01] also want to say to you, my friend,
[8:03] thank you for being here. One day I will
[8:05] extrapolate on all of the ways that this
[8:07] podcast, Astrologue [music]
[8:09] has changed my life and really has
[8:11] brought me back home to myself, which
[8:13] [music] makes me emotional to say and
[8:15] it's very, very true and it's very, very
[8:16] tea. We are so back. Astrologue has
[8:19] changed my relationship tremendously
[8:21] with this work, with all of you, but we
[8:23] cannot get into that now. No, we have
[8:25] [music] too much to discuss today. Until
[8:27] we have the time for me to wax poetic on
[8:30] how much I love you, [music] on how much
[8:32] I appreciate being able to share this
[8:34] magical world of astrology and mysticism
[8:37] with you, please
[8:39] take a moment to rate this show five
[8:41] stars, review it, and then of course
[8:43] follow and subscribe so you never
[8:44] [music] ever miss an episode. And thank
[8:46] you for being here. Thank you for being
[8:47] part of this community. I'm so excited
[8:49] to be back. I'm so happy to be back.
[8:51] Wherever we are, we are always back
[8:53] because there is no place like home
[8:55] right here every Monday [music] for the
[8:57] weekly brew, which is by the way coming
[8:59] up now. So stay tuned. We'll be back
[9:00] after a quick, [music] brief pause that
[9:03] if we're being honest, you're not even
[9:04] going to notice.
[9:09] Welcome back my beautiful community to
[9:12] Astrologue and your Monday weekly brew.
[9:14] 'Tis I, Aliza Kelly, and uh she's giving
[9:17] kitschy. She's giving witchy. And would
[9:19] you look at that? It's not even October
[9:21] anymore. No, no, no, no, no. My friends,
[9:24] this is no gimmick. This is no party
[9:26] trick. I am lifelong committed to the
[9:29] bit. [laughter]
[9:30] And you get the vibe because uh here in
[9:32] Astrologue we are living, laughing,
[9:34] loving every day like it is spooky
[9:36] season cuz it truly is. But especially
[9:38] this week, we have a new moon in
[9:40] Scorpio. I mean, come on. If that is not
[9:41] giving perpetual Halloween, I don't know
[9:44] what is. And uh we also have Jupiter
[9:48] making a conjunction to the South Node
[9:50] of Destiny at 25 degrees of Leo, which I
[9:53] might add, not to bring myself into
[9:55] strongly into the episode, but this is
[9:58] in fact the exact nodal return for me.
[10:01] My South Node is at 25 degrees of Leo,
[10:05] my North Node at 25 degrees of Aquarius,
[10:08] and I do have my Sun conjunct my South
[10:10] Node at 25 degrees. So, this is very
[10:12] very personal for me. So, I'm very
[10:14] excited, very blessed to be here with
[10:15] you all now. We also have Venus and
[10:17] Mercury ending their retrogrades this
[10:20] week. Yes, yes, yes. Round of applause.
[10:23] Yes. Keep it coming. Keep it That's
[10:24] enough. That's enough. It's happening on
[10:27] Friday the 13th. Bump, bump, bump. We
[10:30] love the vibe. We are so back. Maybe we
[10:32] never left. Spooky season in perpetuity.
[10:35] So, obviously uh we got to get into all
[10:37] of this and we also have to pull a card,
[10:40] the T for tarot, to see what we need to
[10:43] know about the week ahead. I am so
[10:46] curious. What are we going to pull? What
[10:48] are we going to discover? What's going
[10:49] to happen? Obviously, this has been a
[10:52] wild time. There has been so much that
[10:54] has happened. There's been so much that
[10:56] has changed. Some good, some bad. Lots
[10:59] of discoveries, lots of breakthroughs. I
[11:01] mean, Barbo's bouncing basket. If you
[11:02] know, you know. It bounced its way right
[11:04] into the polls. Ah, we love to see that.
[11:07] So, let's see. What's the vibe? What do
[11:09] we need to know for this new week? Okay,
[11:10] tarot, give us something good. Oh, I see
[11:12] you.
[11:15] Ah, it's the high priestess. Stop. Stop.
[11:19] The T with the high priestess, it's kind
[11:21] of like a little bit [ __ ] for every
[11:23] tarot reader. What do I mean by that?
[11:25] The high priestess is the card of like
[11:27] listen to your intuition, trust
[11:28] yourself. You know what to do. You have
[11:31] all of the wisdom. And often when we're
[11:32] pulling cards is because we want to
[11:36] glean some information and some wisdom
[11:38] and some insight from the tarot. And
[11:40] then you pull this card and it's like,
[11:41] [ __ ] you already know. And it's like,
[11:42] okay, well, thanks. Can you give me
[11:44] something? What you get is the fact that
[11:47] you already know. I mean,
[11:48] hold on. The high priestess on the week
[11:51] after we just had this massive
[11:54] celebratory win. It's exactly what the
[11:57] doctor ordered. And as we have been
[11:58] talking about in the show, 2026 is a
[12:01] year that is in direct opposition to
[12:04] 2016. And that has been one of the
[12:06] things that has tickled my fancy the
[12:08] most about looking at the astrology of
[12:10] this year. You know, even these nodes,
[12:12] like this is the first manifestation of
[12:14] getting to see the nodes 180 from where
[12:16] they were in 2016. At that time, the
[12:19] North node was in Leo. Now the North
[12:21] node is in Aquarius. Power to the
[12:23] people. No kings, no gods, no masters.
[12:26] Let's go. So I I am struck by the fact
[12:28] that we have the high priestess here
[12:30] wrapped in blue. Tank there are no
[12:32] coincidences. And something that feels
[12:35] very very important for us to hold close
[12:38] and to remember is that even with these
[12:41] big winds, with all of this excitement
[12:43] and energy and progress and potential,
[12:45] like we are still under the thumb of the
[12:47] patriarchy. We are still in the throes
[12:50] of late-stage capitalism. The high
[12:52] priestess is our reminder that the
[12:54] matriarchy is here for us, that we do
[12:58] not need to abide by standards and
[13:00] rubrics and systems that were never
[13:03] built for us in the first place. And
[13:05] that pursuit of creating and building
[13:07] our own infrastructure that is actually
[13:10] designed to be supportive for us and to
[13:13] enable our fulfillment, our success, our
[13:16] ability to flourish, not just
[13:18] individualistically, but also in
[13:20] communities, like that's what we're
[13:21] moving towards. That's what she's doing.
[13:24] She works with the seasons. She works
[13:26] with her emotions. She works with her
[13:28] intuition. She waxes. She wanes. She's
[13:31] of the moon. She's of the stars. She's
[13:34] of nature as we are too. We are animals.
[13:37] We are of nature. We are not meant to be
[13:39] machines. In fact, what differentiates
[13:41] us from machines is the fact that we are
[13:44] not machines. So don't AI yourself. Be
[13:47] the high priestess. Trust your
[13:48] intuition. Trust all of the divine
[13:50] qualities within you. Divine feminine,
[13:52] divine masculine, whatever, whatever.
[13:54] Don't even worry about the gender
[13:55] bifurcation. Trust yourself and know
[13:58] that when you are walking towards the
[14:00] light, when you are in the light, when
[14:01] you are in the truth, when you are in
[14:03] the highest vibration of being a good
[14:05] [ __ ] person, you really have all of
[14:08] the magic available to you because that
[14:10] is the soul truth is love, connection,
[14:13] generosity, kindness, helping people.
[14:16] And this is a great start. We have a lot
[14:18] of work to do, and the high priestess is
[14:19] going to help us get there. It's going
[14:21] to help make sure that we're walking the
[14:23] right path.
[14:25] All right, that's T. We love to see her.
[14:27] Well, that is interesting. Okay, I'll
[14:29] hop off the soap box for a moment and
[14:32] let's get back into the astrology. Here
[14:34] we go. Let's start with the discussion
[14:36] of the new moon in Scorpio, shall we?
[14:39] Now, if you are listening to this on the
[14:41] day that it is released, of course
[14:43] that's Monday. Hello, hello Monday. We
[14:46] have a new moon in Scorpio happening
[14:49] right [ __ ] now. Yes. Okay, so what's
[14:51] the deal? What's the deal with a new
[14:53] moon?
[14:54] What are they about? What should we
[14:56] know? Oh, I'm so glad you asked. Well,
[14:58] first you need to know that um we have a
[15:01] tremendous, fabulous, delightful episode
[15:04] all about the phases of the moon. And
[15:06] it's really a game changer of an episode
[15:08] because when you understand the fact
[15:11] that there are these eight distinctive
[15:12] phases and how the moon ebbs and flows,
[15:15] how it waxes and wanes, you realize that
[15:18] everything in life can actually be sort
[15:21] of like fed through this cycle. And this
[15:24] cycle at large doesn't even have to be
[15:27] that 28-day cycle of the moon, right?
[15:29] That's the moon cycle. But the moon
[15:31] cycle is also a life cycle. It's also a
[15:33] Joseph Campbell hero's journey cycle,
[15:36] right? A seed is planted, a baby plant
[15:38] blooms, it becomes a tree, it blooms in
[15:41] fruits, and the fruits start to drop,
[15:43] and then they're ready to eat, and then
[15:44] the leftover fruit begins to rot, and
[15:47] the season is over, and then another
[15:49] seed from that fruit begins the cycle
[15:51] all over again. Not to mention the fact
[15:54] that most plants and trees are really
[15:56] just always going through their seasonal
[15:57] rotation, and their death is more of a
[16:00] sleep than a forever permanent state.
[16:03] It's like they're more in a suspended
[16:05] state than they are dead or alive. And
[16:08] to me I'm like, okay, well cool, maybe
[16:10] we are too. What is an ending anyway?
[16:13] Where does everything go when it is in a
[16:16] pause liminal space? But I digress. Or
[16:18] maybe is this the [ __ ] point? Of
[16:20] course it's the point. With a new moon
[16:22] in Scorpio, we are in this realm of a
[16:25] new cycle. A new cycle of life and death
[16:28] and rebirth, a new cycle of beginning, a
[16:30] new cycle of planting seeds. But we're
[16:33] also thinking and feeling and plotting
[16:35] and dreaming and planning around
[16:38] Scorpion things. Scorpion things being
[16:41] things around truth, things around
[16:43] power, things around control, things
[16:45] around transformation, things around
[16:47] loyalty, things around shedding, things
[16:49] around releasing, things around
[16:51] surrender and letting go. Things around,
[16:54] and really this is perhaps the most
[16:55] important of all, around alchemy. Our
[16:58] ability to transmute situations. And
[17:01] listen, Divas, I know. I know, I know, I
[17:04] know after what we have been through.
[17:06] Ah, the insanity, the intensity, the
[17:08] drama. No doubt these past several weeks
[17:11] have been very hardcore. I think that we
[17:13] all have things that we are ready to
[17:16] alchemize. Do we not? We all in our own
[17:18] respective lives have places where we
[17:21] feel we are ready to take back our
[17:23] power. We are ready to be a bit more in
[17:25] charge of our reality. And what makes
[17:28] this new moon so special is that we're
[17:30] not just manifesting something new for
[17:32] the sake of like something new. We're
[17:34] manifesting from a completely different
[17:36] version of ourselves because we've
[17:38] recognized that we have shed, we have
[17:40] changed, we have died, we have been
[17:42] reborn. So think about everything that
[17:45] has been revealed, really in particular
[17:47] through this Venus retrograde, right?
[17:49] Everything that you've reconsidered,
[17:51] everything that you've had to confront,
[17:52] whether that be about your relationships
[17:54] or your finances or your desires or your
[17:57] values or your power. Honey, you are not
[17:59] the same person that you were even when
[18:02] we started this season of autumn. And
[18:04] that's the point. Scorpio teaches us
[18:06] that transformation isn't about just
[18:08] starting over for the sake of it, right?
[18:11] It's about the metamorphosis. It's about
[18:14] reclaiming the totality of your
[18:16] existence and that is transformation and
[18:18] that's regeneration and that's also
[18:20] [ __ ] tea. So as you set your
[18:22] intentions under this new moon, because
[18:23] that is what we do at the beginning of a
[18:25] lunar cycle, I also want you to think
[18:27] about what you are perhaps resurrecting.
[18:30] [gasps] I told you, spooky season is
[18:31] never over. I want you to also think
[18:33] about what you're reimagining. I want
[18:35] you to think about what you can claim
[18:36] with your full chest now that you didn't
[18:39] feel fully confident to do before. I
[18:41] want you to recognize that really
[18:43] nothing is holding you back. And of
[18:45] course, if you want to make some serious
[18:47] magic together, I implore you to join me
[18:50] tonight, 8:00 p.m. Eastern for our new
[18:52] moon coven meeting in the constellation
[18:54] club in the virtual community. We are
[18:56] going to be working with this incredible
[18:58] Scorpio energy through ritual and
[19:01] community shares, intention setting, and
[19:03] of course, manifestation. And I would
[19:06] love to see you there. You're going to
[19:07] love the constellation club. So head
[19:09] over to constellation-club
[19:12] to join us. That's
[19:13] constellation-club.com.
[19:16] We are so back, baby. I am so back. I
[19:18] cannot wait to host this coven meeting
[19:20] tonight.
[19:22] Okay, divas. Let's talk about item
[19:24] number two, which is just oh casually
[19:27] the topic of destiny. Yes, because this
[19:30] week Jupiter, casino daddy, hello, ooh
[19:33] la la, the planet of expansion and
[19:34] abundance and opportunity and hitting
[19:37] that craps table just because you can,
[19:40] well, it is cozying up with the south
[19:43] node of destiny in Leo while
[19:45] simultaneously opposing the north node
[19:48] of the future, of our karmic path
[19:50] forward in Aquarius. Okay, so what the
[19:53] [ __ ] does that mean? Well, first, a
[19:56] quick little refresher. The lunar nodes
[19:58] are these two very, very important
[20:00] mathematical points where the moon's
[20:02] orbit intersects with the ecliptic. And
[20:06] in astrology, we associate these points
[20:09] with our karmic journey. The south node
[20:11] represents our past, the familiar
[20:13] patterns, the things we're good at, our
[20:15] inherited gifts, the things that we've
[20:17] done before. So yeah, the things we've
[20:19] already mastered. And the north node,
[20:22] meanwhile, is the future, the calling,
[20:25] the unfamiliar territory that we need to
[20:29] explore. We need to be willing to
[20:31] explore even if we don't fully
[20:32] understand it because it is our destiny,
[20:35] because it is our karma, because it is
[20:37] the unlock for the self-actualization of
[20:40] it all. And now Jupiter is getting
[20:41] involved. Casino daddy, oh baby baby.
[20:44] Things are getting big here ladies
[20:46] night, ladies night in Vegas, right?
[20:49] Things are getting weird ladies night in
[20:51] Vegas. They are getting wild, they are
[20:53] getting karmic, okay? Fated, purposeful,
[20:56] powerful, things that are going to be
[20:58] happening that are truly truly going to
[21:00] be illuminating your path forward.
[21:02] Jupiter has that sort of like
[21:04] razzle-dazzle touch, especially in Leo.
[21:06] It turns everything up to 11 and beyond.
[21:09] So this is going to be really
[21:10] significant, really really significant.
[21:13] What could happen? Frankly, what
[21:15] couldn't happen? It's giving
[21:16] opportunities. It's giving big changes
[21:19] in relationships, new situations, doors
[21:22] opening, doors closing that are going to
[21:24] determine the next chapter, future
[21:27] decade plus of your life. Yeah, this is
[21:30] really really big. This is actually a
[21:33] tremendous gift to be in this moment
[21:35] right now because we also have the
[21:37] opportunity to learn how to experiment
[21:40] with the very important phrases of like
[21:42] hell yes or [ __ ] no because those are
[21:45] also karmic signals. When you are
[21:47] presented with something, understanding
[21:50] whether it is a hell yes or a [ __ ] no is
[21:52] also going to be really critical in
[21:55] figuring out how you want to and how you
[21:57] should be moving forward. Now the
[21:59] interesting thing with the relationship
[22:00] between Jupiter and the nodes is that
[22:03] they connect every three and a half
[22:05] years, okay? Every three and a half
[22:07] years Jupiter meets one of the nodes and
[22:10] every three and a half years it
[22:11] alternates between a connection with the
[22:13] north node or the south node. So the
[22:15] most recent Jupiter nodal conjunction
[22:18] was actually three and a half years ago,
[22:20] June 2023, when Jupiter joined the north
[22:23] node in Taurus. The most recent Jupiter
[22:25] south node conjunction was six and a
[22:28] half years ago, and it was indeed on
[22:31] January 8th, 2020, mhm, when Jupiter met
[22:34] the South node in Capricorn. And yes, my
[22:37] friends, we do all know what happened in
[22:39] 2020. So that's not good. Wait, wait,
[22:42] wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold the
[22:43] phone. It's me. It's me, Aliza. You know
[22:45] that's not how I roll. No, no, no, no,
[22:47] no. We never look at astrology in
[22:49] isolation, okay? And what was going on
[22:51] in 2020 was insane. I was
[22:53] uh you know doing my astrology all 2019
[22:56] being like, what the [ __ ] is going to
[22:58] happen? What's going to happen? Because
[23:00] we're not just looking at Jupiter's
[23:02] South node January 2020. This was also a
[23:05] Jupiter South node Saturn Pluto
[23:07] conjunction. So there were so many rare,
[23:10] rare, rare, deep, dark conjunctions
[23:12] happening all at the same time. It was
[23:14] truly something we have never seen
[23:16] before. It was so insane. It was so
[23:18] heavy. So while it's true that Jupiter
[23:20] amplifies whatever it touches and
[23:22] absolutely contributed to that hellscape
[23:25] of 2020 and in these connections it did,
[23:28] we also have to remember that astrology
[23:29] does not happen in isolation. The entire
[23:32] sky is lit up with lots of moving parts
[23:36] all happening in tandem, all happening
[23:38] at the same time, which is why we always
[23:40] need to evaluate everything
[23:41] astrologically within its time and place
[23:45] and context. Okay, historian, that's us.
[23:47] That's just what we do. And speaking of
[23:49] being historians, I also should tell you
[23:52] that the last time that Jupiter met the
[23:54] South node in Leo, Leo specifically, was
[23:57] actually a long ass time ago, 36 years
[23:59] ago, yes. It was on September 18th,
[24:02] 1990.
[24:04] So this Jupiter South node in Leo
[24:07] conjunction is definitely something for
[24:09] us to pay attention to because it's
[24:11] rare, because it's infrequent, because
[24:13] it's important, and especially in this
[24:15] context of this very vibey blue wave
[24:18] moment high priestess era that we are in
[24:20] right now. I think there is a lot to be
[24:22] said for the fact that the nodes are
[24:24] indeed 180°
[24:26] different than they were in 2016, for
[24:29] example. Tank. Tank means there are no
[24:31] coincidences and honey, you don' need me
[24:33] to spell it out because I know you get
[24:35] the vibe. This particular Jupiter South
[24:38] Node conjunction isn't just a one and
[24:40] done event. No, no, no, no, no. In fact,
[24:42] this is actually the first installment
[24:44] of a three part series. This is the
[24:47] first little taste happening right now.
[24:49] But then we also are going to get these
[24:52] two baddies back together again. The
[24:54] band comes back on February 22nd, 2027
[24:57] and then a final time on April 23rd,
[25:01] 2027. That's going to be at 20° in
[25:04] February, 17° in April. So this week we
[25:07] have our little act one, right? We're
[25:09] getting acquainted, we're getting
[25:10] situated, get to know the cast, get to
[25:12] know the characters, get to know the
[25:14] themes, get to know the storyline, and
[25:16] it's going to continue to unfold all the
[25:18] way into the spring. So something that
[25:20] is starting this week is going to be
[25:23] continuing into April and probably
[25:26] forever more. Something big is changing,
[25:30] something karmic, something destined.
[25:32] And we're going to see how the events of
[25:36] this week are not just events in
[25:38] isolation, but also events that we
[25:41] should be tracking. So pay attention to
[25:43] what resurfaces now, okay? And then next
[25:46] week, Mars, the planet of action,
[25:48] determination, humping things, humping a
[25:50] pillow, humping your way forward,
[25:52] humping humping, right? It's joining the
[25:54] party. You know what it's going to do?
[25:55] It's going to hump it. [laughter] No,
[25:57] but truly. It's going to be activating
[25:59] this very same point, 25° Leo, adding a
[26:02] whole new level of freaky deeky urgency
[26:05] and libido and lust and drive and
[26:07] passion to the equation, okay? So we're
[26:09] going to talk about that next week in
[26:10] our weekly brew, but what you need to
[26:12] know right now is that this week we are
[26:16] really establishing some major major
[26:19] major plot points that are going to
[26:21] continue to unfold not just over the
[26:23] next two weeks, which they will, but
[26:25] also over the next several months and
[26:27] those several months of development on
[26:29] that could also maybe be changing the
[26:32] course of your history. Tank T,
[26:34] shocking, fantastic.
[26:37] And finally, the moment we've all been
[26:39] waiting for, sound the alarms, ring the
[26:41] bells, bust out the batons. Yes, it's a
[26:44] Victorian era parade. Why wouldn't it
[26:46] be? The big news is that on Friday the
[26:48] 13th, yes, Friday the 13th, both Mercury
[26:51] and Venus are going direct on the same
[26:53] day. What the [ __ ] How could this be?
[26:56] Tank, there are no coincidences, spooky
[26:58] season forever, all of the above.
[27:00] [laughter]
[27:00] Now you know that Venus has been
[27:02] retrograde since October 3rd, since I
[27:04] was sitting in this chair last telling
[27:07] you about it. And it took us on this six
[27:09] week long excavation through our
[27:12] relationships and our finances and our
[27:14] self-worth and our bank account worth
[27:16] and our beauty and our aesthetic taste
[27:19] and our values. And then Mercury decided
[27:22] to [ __ ] around and find out also.
[27:24] Mercury joined the freaky festivities on
[27:26] October 24th. So that added and layered
[27:29] on three weeks of all Mercury retrograde
[27:33] weirdness, communication breakdowns,
[27:35] technological nonsense, travel
[27:37] disruptions, conversations that we
[27:39] really didn't want to have. And suddenly
[27:41] we're in them and we're like, I don't
[27:42] even know who I'm talking to right now
[27:44] because that is how much I have lost the
[27:47] plot. And these two, Mercury and Venus
[27:49] going backwards together, ah, it has
[27:52] been double trouble, right? Double
[27:54] feature of chaos. But friends,
[27:56] community, has it been chaos or has it
[27:59] indeed been clarity? Has it been the
[28:02] critical missing perspective that you
[28:04] needed? Has it really been teaching you
[28:07] what you need, what you want, what you
[28:10] deserve? Me thinks all of the above. It
[28:14] has certainly yielded a calamity or two,
[28:17] no doubt, but also revelation after
[28:19] revelation after revelation. And we
[28:22] needed that. And maybe now at this point
[28:25] in the journey, the tail end, you also
[28:27] see that retrogrades aren't punishments.
[28:30] They are opportunities for us to re re
[28:33] reconsider the things that we have been
[28:36] moving through and processing and trying
[28:39] to understand that have just been
[28:41] becoming autopilot, right? And now after
[28:44] weeks of questioning everything, we are
[28:47] finally beginning to understand what
[28:49] this was all really about. And it's tea
[28:51] and it's tank because I have to say that
[28:53] one of my favorite retrograde realities
[28:57] of this particular season is how the
[28:59] word rebuke, which is another reword,
[29:01] another retrograde word, has really
[29:03] become so mainstream. Rebuke, so Venus
[29:07] Mercury retrograde coded. Ah, we love
[29:09] it. So we saw, we experienced what the
[29:12] journey is, right? Of having these
[29:14] personal planets going backwards and
[29:16] shifting our perspective. So now what
[29:18] comes next, right? What happens after
[29:20] they start moving in the right
[29:21] direction? Hello. Well, first of all,
[29:23] don't expect the heavens to part and
[29:25] every single problem is going to
[29:27] suddenly magically disappear overnight.
[29:29] No, no, no, no. This is no Cinderella
[29:30] story diva. How I wish it were, but it
[29:33] is not. Things that have been unfolding
[29:35] or perhaps unraveling or maybe
[29:37] rearranging in a way that is authentic
[29:39] to what they needed to be, right? In a
[29:41] way that is authentic to your growth.
[29:42] Well, they're still going to need time
[29:44] to congeal, to sort, to align. So don't
[29:47] rush the process, okay? And definitely,
[29:49] definitely don't rush to try to get back
[29:51] to where you were before. Ew, boo, no,
[29:54] definitely not that. No, my darling. You
[29:56] have spent the past six weeks learning
[29:59] what you actually want, what you no
[30:01] longer will tolerate, and what you are
[30:04] simply just going to put your foot down
[30:06] and say no to. So use that information
[30:09] diva. The goal is not to return to the
[30:12] space that you were before. Don't look
[30:14] at me. Don't look at me how I just
[30:15] popped right back into the chair that I
[30:17] was in six weeks ago. Don't use me as an
[30:19] example. The goal is to be somewhere
[30:21] else. [laughter] The goal is to move
[30:23] beyond where you had come from because
[30:26] you do have so much more information
[30:28] than you had then. And also keep in mind
[30:31] that we are not completely out of the
[30:32] woods yet, okay? So when I say give this
[30:34] time, really, really give it time.
[30:37] the timing. Both of these planets are
[30:39] still going to be traveling through
[30:40] their post retrograde shadow periods,
[30:42] what we affectionately refer to as the
[30:44] retro shade. And the retro shade lasts
[30:47] for half of the duration that the
[30:48] retrograde did. So this means that
[30:50] Mercury is going to be in its retro
[30:52] shade state through November 30th,
[30:54] moving across that same area of the sky
[30:56] where it went backwards. And Venus isn't
[30:59] going to fully clear its retro shade
[31:00] until December 15th because it is going
[31:03] to be moving across that same Libra
[31:05] Scorpio via combusta access of the sky
[31:08] all the way until mid December. So what
[31:11] does that mean? Well, think of this
[31:13] retro shade, this sort of like return
[31:15] from the retrograde as a sort of
[31:18] integration time. This is really how we
[31:21] onboard. We onboard back into our
[31:23] reality. We are no longer uncovering
[31:25] mysteries. We are now figuring out what
[31:27] we're going to do with the data. Who's
[31:29] going to jail? Who's in trouble? Who are
[31:31] we never seeing again? Who are we snip
[31:33] snip snipping out of our life? This
[31:36] doesn't mean that we are moving fast.
[31:38] No, it means we're moving with
[31:39] intention. It means that we are
[31:41] continuing to do our reflection, our
[31:44] processing, our detective work. Now we
[31:47] are going to take everything that we
[31:49] have learned and we are going to put it
[31:50] into practice because diva, after all of
[31:53] that, where are we? Well, interestingly,
[31:56] we are so back, but everything is
[31:58] different now.
[31:59] And of course, here is your journal
[32:00] prompt for the week ahead. Knowing what
[32:03] I know now, why did I need to go through
[32:05] everything that I experienced? What
[32:08] lessons did I need to learn?
[32:11] Coming [music] up, I have your
[32:13] horoscope. Yes, I do. Stay tuned. We
[32:16] will be right back after a short break.
[32:18] And honey, stick around because you are
[32:20] going to need to know what this week has
[32:22] in [music] store for you. Mhm. Let's do
[32:24] it.
[32:29] Welcome back. It is time for your
[32:31] horoscope. And as always, I want to
[32:33] remind you that these are channeled
[32:34] horoscopes, okay? So what should you
[32:36] listen for? Tune in for your sun, your
[32:39] moon, your rising, your mercury. Really
[32:41] tune in for anything that is speaking to
[32:43] you. Listen for your friends and your
[32:44] family. Honey, my recommendation is to
[32:46] set it and forget it. Start at Aries
[32:48] cruise until Pisces, which really also
[32:51] is probably the best way to listen from
[32:53] a practical experience because on Apple
[32:55] and Spotify our timestamps are more
[32:58] guides than chapters, okay? On YouTube
[33:00] they're right as rain. The YouTube fam
[33:02] holding it down they're like I don't
[33:03] have a problem, don't change anything.
[33:04] We know. We know it's perfect on
[33:06] YouTube, but Apple and Spotify got work
[33:08] to do. They don't account for the fact
[33:10] that your listening experience in
[33:13] Timbuktu is going to be very different
[33:14] from the listening experience in
[33:16] Branson, Missouri, different from Los
[33:18] Angeles. The ads are different, the
[33:19] vibes are different. So we don't know if
[33:22] the timestamps are going to be accurate
[33:24] for all listeners. Listen, I know this
[33:26] information is both boring and annoying.
[33:29] I can't wait until I have a solution for
[33:31] you and this isn't an issue anymore, but
[33:33] until then know that you may need to
[33:35] jump around a little bit, 15 seconds
[33:36] here, 15 seconds there, but that's okay.
[33:38] You're brilliant, you're a superstar, I
[33:40] believe in you. Let's [ __ ] go.
[33:42] Hi Aries. Okay warrior, you are taking
[33:46] back what's yours. You are taking back
[33:48] what has always belonged to you, what
[33:50] never ever ever should have been
[33:52] compromised in the first place. Is that
[33:54] tea? Honey, yes. It's [ __ ] tea.
[33:56] Whether we are talking about your
[33:57] financial independence, your emotional
[34:00] security, your sense of control, your
[34:02] ability to trust another person who you
[34:05] should trust or a person who you've been
[34:06] trusting who you shouldn't trust, this
[34:08] new moon is giving strong, brave,
[34:12] courageous warrior Aries. Yes, Aries,
[34:15] wake up. Hello, I'm talking about you
[34:17] Aries. This is big, big, big, big. Over
[34:19] the next 6 weeks you have been learning
[34:21] some very important lessons about what
[34:23] happens when you put your power in
[34:25] someone else's hands. [gasps] What has
[34:27] changed in your life since this all
[34:29] started back on October 3rd when we
[34:32] started to see things from a different
[34:34] perspective thanks to Venus going
[34:36] retrograde? Perhaps you had access to a
[34:39] perspective through this retrograde that
[34:41] you were unable to see before. Aries,
[34:45] what has changed in your closest
[34:47] relationship since then? Aries, what
[34:49] have you discovered about the difference
[34:51] between being supported and being
[34:53] dependent? And most importantly, Aries,
[34:56] what have you realized that you deserve
[34:58] that you weren't even asking for before?
[35:01] Well, Aries, now is the [ __ ] time.
[35:03] Now is the time to ask for it, demand
[35:05] for it, and never ever ever apologize
[35:08] for it. It's giving high priestess
[35:09] because you know what you need. This
[35:11] week you'll have an opportunity to
[35:13] renegotiate an important agreement,
[35:15] address an uncomfortable financial
[35:17] situation, or have a conversation that
[35:19] completely transforms the dynamics of a
[35:22] very very very close collaboration. And
[35:24] listen, Aries, this isn't exactly light
[35:27] and fluffy marshmallow syrup, okay? But
[35:29] this new moon offers tremendous
[35:31] potential for growth precisely because
[35:33] you are no longer afraid to confront
[35:35] those very intense and hardcore subjects
[35:38] that would make others truly clutch
[35:39] their pearls. They can't hear it. They
[35:41] can't handle it. Yes, Aries, we are
[35:43] talking about what you are owed. You
[35:45] have come to collect, and you're ready
[35:47] to advocate for yourself. So if you're
[35:49] joining us tonight for the new moon
[35:51] coven meeting at 8:00 p.m. Eastern in
[35:52] the constellation club, I want to see
[35:54] you on your baddest behavior. I want you
[35:55] to lock in because you don't have to do
[35:57] it alone, diva. When your singular
[35:59] manifestations are bolstered by the
[36:01] collective magic of our constellation
[36:04] club community,
[36:06] honey, it's going to be breakthrough
[36:08] after transformation after breakthrough,
[36:11] and the results will be unstoppable.
[36:13] That's T.
[36:14] Hi, Taurus. A relationship is about to
[36:17] change dramatically. Yes, and you are
[36:20] finally going to get the clarity that
[36:22] you have been waiting for. Yes, Taurus,
[36:25] this week the new moon in Scorpio is
[36:27] really summarizing everything that has
[36:29] been changing and shifting and working
[36:32] you up over the past 6 weeks. Taurus,
[36:35] think back to October 3rd. Who were you
[36:38] investing your time, your energy, your
[36:40] affection into? Who has stepped up since
[36:43] then? And also, who has disappointed
[36:45] you, Taurus? And also who has surprised
[36:47] you in wonderful ways, right? Like name
[36:49] them, call them out. Who are these
[36:51] people that this change and
[36:54] transformation has been directly tied
[36:56] to? Whether we are talking about
[36:57] romantic partners or business
[36:59] collaborators or bosses or even people
[37:01] that you just consider like your ride or
[37:03] dies, Taurus, the past six weeks have
[37:05] been quite the journey. And with Venus
[37:09] in particular calling the shots and it's
[37:11] your planetary ruler spinning wonky
[37:13] donkey backwards, you have just had
[37:16] enormous revelations about your
[37:18] relationships and which ones are capable
[37:21] of growing with you and which ones have,
[37:24] you know, run their course. And now,
[37:26] honey, you are actually ready to do
[37:28] something about all of these
[37:30] breakthroughs and discoveries. Okay.
[37:32] Okay, Taurus, go off. This week a
[37:34] relationship that has been stuck in a
[37:36] holding pattern will finally move
[37:38] forward. Is it ending? Is it beginning?
[37:40] Well, an overdue conversation is going
[37:42] to really show you what you need to see.
[37:45] You're going to find maybe a meaningful
[37:47] reconciliation or an important decision
[37:49] about what comes next, aka what you need
[37:53] in order to ensure that this is a
[37:55] functional dynamic for you to exist
[37:57] within. And Taurus, do not underestimate
[37:59] how much you have changed through this
[38:01] process. You are not the same person
[38:02] that you were at the beginning of
[38:04] October. So your expectations should not
[38:06] be the same either. Is that tea? Well,
[38:08] Taurus, this new moon in your opposite
[38:09] sign is inviting you to set an entirely
[38:12] new standard for partnerships, one that
[38:14] really reflects your evolving values and
[38:17] emotional needs and your willingness to
[38:19] advocate for the love and the respect
[38:21] that you deserve. So if you are joining
[38:24] me tonight in the coven meeting, Taurus,
[38:26] I want you to bring it, okay? Seriously,
[38:28] bring it all to the table because
[38:29] whether these past few weeks have been
[38:31] illuminating in a beautiful way or
[38:33] illuminating in a holy [ __ ] it's hot in
[38:36] hell sort of way, whatever has
[38:38] transpired needs to be alchemized. And
[38:41] you are a kitchen witch for a reason,
[38:43] baby. So let's get to stirring. The
[38:45] cauldron is waiting for you.
[38:47] Hello, Gemini. Gemini, Gemini, Gemini.
[38:50] Okay. So, your entire day-to-day life is
[38:53] about to get a major upgrade. Yes. And
[38:56] the days of running yourself into the
[38:57] ground are officially o v e r over.
[39:01] Gemini, this is good news. We have a new
[39:03] moon in Scorpio and it is demanding that
[39:05] you finally make some serious changes in
[39:08] the way that you live your life because
[39:09] let's be oh so very for real, Gemini.
[39:13] Something about the current system,
[39:15] something about how you are spending
[39:17] your time, spending your hours, spending
[39:18] your commute, spending your days. Mm,
[39:20] it's not working anymore. Maybe your
[39:22] workload has become totally
[39:23] unreasonable. Maybe you are realizing
[39:25] that you have been so busy busy taking
[39:27] care of everyone else's needs and ROIs
[39:30] that you have forgotten about your own.
[39:32] Or maybe, Gemini, you have spent the
[39:35] past six weeks realizing that ultimately
[39:39] the habits and the commitments and the
[39:41] obligations that you have been
[39:42] maintaining are no longer compatible
[39:45] with the life that you actually want to
[39:46] be leading. So, Gemini, think back. Cast
[39:49] your mind back to October 3rd when this
[39:51] all began, okay? Venus went retrograde
[39:53] then. How has your relationship with
[39:55] time changed since October 3rd? And what
[39:58] have you learned about your energy, your
[40:00] priorities, the true cost of saying yes
[40:03] to absolutely everything? Gemini, I know
[40:05] it's fun and flirty, but it's also
[40:06] unhinged and unsustainable. And, Gemini,
[40:10] we can't do that forever, can we? We
[40:12] can't. We simply can't. Gemini, get
[40:14] ready because this week you are finally
[40:17] going to feel prepared to make some big
[40:19] changes. And a big part of it is because
[40:22] yes, Mercury, your planetary ruler, is
[40:24] also getting out of its retrograde hole.
[40:27] It's our hole. Ew. That doesn't work.
[40:30] Forget that. [gasps]
[40:32] But yeah, I mean, it's been in our hole
[40:33] cuz it's been so weird. And with all of
[40:36] these retrogrades finally coming to a
[40:38] close by the end of the week, you are
[40:40] going to have resolve. Maybe a delayed
[40:42] project is going to regain momentum or
[40:44] maybe an important conversation about
[40:46] your responsibilities is going to give
[40:47] you an opportunity to advocate for
[40:49] yourself. Gemini, I want you to be bold,
[40:52] okay? I want you to really, really do
[40:54] it. Ask for the raise, request the
[40:56] flexibility, do a hybrid work-from-home
[40:59] model, get that time off, establish the
[41:01] boundaries, make the appointments, get
[41:03] to the doctor. Listen, this new moon is
[41:06] really about you building an entirely
[41:09] new relationship with your time, your
[41:11] body, what it means to exist in your
[41:13] life every single day. And if you're
[41:15] joining us tonight for the coven
[41:16] meeting, well, Gemini, buckle up, baby,
[41:18] because you are about to discover that
[41:20] even changing the most ordinary things
[41:22] can actually lead to some extraordinary
[41:26] results. And it all starts with
[41:28] your magical intention. So let's start
[41:30] manifesting, baby, because the time is
[41:32] now.
[41:34] Hello, Cancer. Okay, Cancer, you are
[41:36] about to fall in love with your life
[41:38] again.
[41:39] J'adore, finally. But this time you are
[41:41] not waiting for anyone's permission to
[41:43] enjoy it. Yes, Cancer, this week's new
[41:46] moon in Scorpio, a like-minded water
[41:48] sign, is bringing a major turning point
[41:51] to your relationship with romance, yes,
[41:53] creativity, yes, pleasure, yes, personal
[41:56] fulfillment, [ __ ] yes. And after six
[41:59] weeks of, woo, well, a lot, right?
[42:01] Complicated feelings, epiphanies, weird
[42:04] downloads, feeling like an imposter and
[42:07] then feeling like an imposter for
[42:09] feeling like an imposter, like having
[42:11] these crazy, you know, overly
[42:13] complicated thoughts about what
[42:14] happiness actually is and what that
[42:16] would entail. Well, ultimately, what you
[42:19] have come to, how this is all distilled
[42:22] is that you realize that you are ready
[42:24] to put yourself first. What has changed
[42:27] in your life since the retrograde
[42:28] started? What were you craving back
[42:31] then? What did you believe would make
[42:33] you feel better, feel more loved or
[42:35] appreciated or more satisfied? And how
[42:37] have those desires evolved by way of
[42:40] what you have discovered? Because,
[42:42] Cancer, things have changed. Maybe you
[42:44] realized that that romantic connection
[42:46] isn't giving you that razzle-dazzle that
[42:48] you know you deserve. Maybe you
[42:49] rediscovered a creative passion that you
[42:51] abandoned years ago somebody told you
[42:53] that it wasn't worth your time. Ew.
[42:55] Maybe you realized that that loser ex of
[42:57] yours is never going to be who you want
[43:00] them to be. And even giving them the
[43:02] opportunity to apologize to you is
[43:04] giving them too much. Is that tea?
[43:06] Cancer, don't give them a hero moment.
[43:09] No, they don't deserve it. And as
[43:11] Mercury and Venus finally end their
[43:13] retrograde, aka station direct, you are
[43:16] going to receive an opportunity to
[43:17] finally actually step into something
[43:19] new, something fresh, something that
[43:21] hasn't been dragged down the same block
[43:23] so many times that it's gotten kind of,
[43:25] well, scary looking. A romantic
[43:27] situation that you have not pursued
[43:29] before will become available. A creative
[43:32] project that you have never considered
[43:34] is going to open up. An invitation that
[43:37] allows you to remember that life is
[43:39] filled with surprises. Yes, that's what
[43:41] we've been waiting for. And that is what
[43:43] is coming your way. And Cancer, I want
[43:45] you to say yes to these things, okay? I
[43:47] want you to say yes to these things that
[43:49] really make your heart race. This new
[43:51] moon is offering tremendous potential
[43:53] for growth, but it will require that you
[43:56] stop treating your happiness like an
[43:57] optional add-on. It's not guacamole,
[43:59] Cancer. Your joy matters. Your desires
[44:02] matter. Maybe guacamole matters, too.
[44:04] Your creativity deserves to take up
[44:06] space in the burrito that is your life.
[44:08] And speaking of making magic and rolling
[44:11] it all up, I will be hosting our new
[44:13] moon coven meeting tonight in the
[44:14] Constellation Club. And Cancer, I want
[44:16] you there. I cannot wait to celebrate
[44:18] this beautiful, alchemical, intuitive,
[44:22] most high priestess coded energy with
[44:25] you. So let's get into it. Let's make
[44:28] some new magic. Let's start some new
[44:30] beginnings. Let's do things that we have
[44:32] never done before. Cancer, it is time
[44:34] for new chapters, new people, new
[44:36] storylines. And I am so right there with
[44:39] you. Let's get your blood pumping. Let's
[44:41] get you feeling alive again. Tea is
[44:44] served, baby. Let's sip.
[44:46] Hello, Leo. Ooh. Ooh la la. Something
[44:49] big is changing, but it's happening
[44:51] behind closed doors. Is that tea? Yes.
[44:55] The decisions that you make this week
[44:56] are going to transform the foundation of
[44:59] your life. Leo, this week's new moon in
[45:01] Scorpio is bringing a powerful new
[45:04] beginning around your home, your family,
[45:06] your living situation, even your
[45:08] emotional security. And after six weeks
[45:11] of reconsidering where you belong, who
[45:13] you could depend on, what it actually
[45:15] means to feel safe with yourself and
[45:17] with others, you're ready to actually
[45:19] make some big decisions based on what
[45:21] you've learned. Think back to October
[45:22] 3rd, okay? Check your photos, check your
[45:24] email, check your calendar. What was
[45:26] happening in your life then? What were
[45:28] you questioning? What were you excited
[45:30] about? What were you processing? Maybe
[45:32] also what ancient stories were rising
[45:35] from the grave? Maybe they were
[45:38] cosplaying as your current conditions,
[45:40] as your current realities, as your
[45:43] present day situations. But honey, Leo,
[45:46] okay, spooky season is over, at least in
[45:49] that respect, okay? Because you are not
[45:51] going to be tricked or treated by those
[45:53] old triggers and traumas anymore. Leo,
[45:56] you're here, embodied in the present
[45:58] now. You are stepping into a future that
[46:00] excites you, and that is exactly where
[46:03] you are supposed to be. And with Mercury
[46:05] and Venus no longer retrograde, soon to
[46:08] be Friday the 13th, an important
[46:11] situation is finally going to be moving
[46:13] towards a resolution. You are going to
[46:15] receive big news. Maybe you're going to
[46:17] make a major decision about how you're
[46:19] structuring the support systems in your
[46:22] life, or maybe you're finally going to
[46:23] have a conversation with a really,
[46:25] really close relative that has been long
[46:27] overdue and critically important. And
[46:30] Leo, don't be afraid to advocate for
[46:31] what you need, okay? You are allowed to
[46:33] establish boundaries with people you
[46:35] love. That's love, too. You are allowed
[46:38] to redefine traditions that no longer
[46:40] serve you. You are allowed to change
[46:42] your mind about what you need because,
[46:44] Leo, you have changed. Look at you. You
[46:46] are not the same person that you were at
[46:48] the beginning of this year. So why
[46:50] wouldn't you be in this process of
[46:52] learning about yourself? Why wouldn't
[46:54] you be in this process of
[46:55] self-discovery? And this new moon is
[46:57] meeting you right there, okay? And it's
[46:59] inviting you to create a new foundation
[47:02] that reflects the person that you have
[47:04] become, not the person that you were
[47:06] before, that rinky-dinky insecure
[47:08] version of you. Come on, Leo. You've
[47:10] outgrown that. And with tonight's new
[47:12] moon coven meeting in the constellation
[47:14] club, the timing literally is tank. It
[47:16] could not be more perfect for
[47:18] celebrating this fresh start because
[47:20] Leo, honey, the next chapter of your
[47:22] life is going to require a much stronger
[47:24] foundation, much more support, frankly,
[47:26] much more commitment. And that might
[47:28] sound scary, but really it's only
[47:30] because you're locking in. You don't
[47:31] have time for [ __ ] Leo. Your future
[47:33] deserves a solid foundation. And Diva,
[47:36] you are about to break ground, so get on
[47:38] that sexy little hard hat and let's get
[47:40] to work.
[47:41] Hi, Virgo. Boy oh boy oh boy, a
[47:44] conversation that you have been waiting
[47:46] weeks to have is popping off. It's
[47:49] happening. And what you say next will
[47:51] change everything. No pressure, but this
[47:53] is it. Virgo, this week's new moon in
[47:55] Scorpio is bringing a major breakthrough
[47:58] in your communication, in your
[47:59] negotiations, in your learning, in your
[48:01] unlearning, in the way that you express
[48:02] yourself. Mercury has been retrograde
[48:05] for 3 weeks, Mercury being your
[48:07] planetary ruler of course, but Venus,
[48:09] yes, Venus has been retrograde even
[48:11] longer, twice that duration, 6 weeks
[48:13] total of weirdness with an emphasis on
[48:16] the second half. The last 3 weeks with
[48:18] Mercury retrograde too, [gasps] it's
[48:20] really just been one thing after
[48:21] another, has it not, Virgo? It's giving
[48:23] misunderstandings. It gave bad
[48:25] information. It gave misinformation. It
[48:28] gave actually completely off the rails
[48:31] bizarro in not a cute surrealist way,
[48:34] okay? But as of this week, with a
[48:36] supercharged smoochy-smooch from the new
[48:39] moon in Scorpio, you are finally going
[48:41] to
[48:42] get your voice back. Cast your mind back
[48:44] to what was going on when this all
[48:45] began. It was October 3rd. It was a
[48:47] Saturday, Virgo. What were you doing?
[48:50] What were you trying to explain? Who was
[48:52] listening? Who wasn't listening? What
[48:54] information were you missing that you
[48:57] now understand was critical to the
[48:59] story? Virgo, you have gathered a lot of
[49:02] evidence, okay? You have reconsidered
[49:04] your assumptions and you have discovered
[49:06] some very important, albeit haunting
[49:09] truths about the people and situations
[49:11] around you. And honey, now it is time to
[49:13] put all of that information to work,
[49:15] work, work, work, work. You are not here
[49:17] to keep rehearsing the perfect speech in
[49:19] your head. You are here to deliver it,
[49:21] okay podium? Okay lavalier mic? Okay
[49:24] headset? Okay TED Talk. Virgo, get ready
[49:27] to finally deliver what you have needed
[49:30] to announce. Get ready for that
[49:32] negotiation to finally start moving in
[49:35] your favor. That contract back on the
[49:37] table, a new project, fresh momentum, or
[49:40] someone who didn't get the vibe
[49:42] previously, they get it now. They see
[49:44] the light. But Virgo, you just can't
[49:46] coast on this, okay? You need to
[49:47] participate and your participation is
[49:50] your willingness to speak up. This new
[49:51] moon is offering an enormous opportunity
[49:54] for growth, but only if you give
[49:56] yourself permission to be heard. We will
[49:58] all be celebrating this fabulous new
[50:00] moon tonight in the constellation club
[50:03] and I am so excited about the
[50:04] possibilities opening up for you, Virgo.
[50:06] Virgo, you are really, really going to
[50:08] see how quickly, how seamlessly your
[50:10] life can change. And it really is all
[50:13] when you finally start saying exactly
[50:15] what you mean. Virgo diva, you have our
[50:17] full attention. We are listening.
[50:20] Coming up, we have the second half of
[50:22] the zodiac to pour, so stay tuned for
[50:23] your personalized horoscope right after
[50:25] a quick break.
[50:31] Welcome back, community. Let us get
[50:33] right back into it. Coming up, we have
[50:35] the second half of the zodiac. Let's do
[50:38] it.
[50:39] Hello, Libra. Okay, so you are about to
[50:42] make a major financial decision and this
[50:44] time, no crumbs, no playing it safe, no
[50:48] waiting until next quarter to ask for a
[50:50] promotion. No, baby, you are doing it
[50:52] now. N O W now and you are also going to
[50:56] get what you are calling in. Yes, honey,
[50:59] that's abundance, that's manifesting,
[51:01] and you are really, really ready for
[51:03] that new prosperity journey. This week
[51:05] we have a new moon in Scorpio and it's
[51:07] going to be bringing an extraordinary
[51:09] opportunity for growth around your money
[51:12] and income and really the price tag that
[51:14] you're putting on with very good reason
[51:16] as you should your contributions. And
[51:19] after six wacky weeks uh Venus your
[51:22] planetary ruler dragging you through a
[51:24] fun house making you question your
[51:26] priorities, reconsider your commitments
[51:29] and realize that uh everyone has been
[51:31] getting paid more than you. Mm well
[51:33] honey this isn't giving carnival it's
[51:35] actually giving haunted house and guess
[51:37] what Libra you're like ew this isn't the
[51:39] vibe. Spooky season forever but I don't
[51:41] want to be here anymore so I'm leaving.
[51:44] Good for you Libra you shouldn't be
[51:45] there. You should be compensated for
[51:47] your abilities and for your expertise
[51:49] and your time and your talents and
[51:51] skills. You shouldn't be afraid to speak
[51:52] up for yourself and you have learned the
[51:55] cost of not standing up for yourself and
[51:57] it's not just felt in dollars no no no
[51:59] no. It is also felt in your confidence,
[52:01] it is felt in your connection to your
[52:03] intuition. If you feel like you have not
[52:05] been able to high priestess because you
[52:07] have been a background actor in your own
[52:09] narrative well honey that's not paying
[52:10] residuals you feel me? Libra all of this
[52:13] awareness and discovery is actually a
[52:14] good thing because your relationship
[52:16] with abundance has undergone a powerful
[52:19] transformation over the past six weeks
[52:21] and now you are going to see just how
[52:22] much your standards have really evolved.
[52:25] Whatever the circumstances are Libra
[52:27] this week you are going to have an
[52:28] opportunity to really stand up for
[52:30] yourself once and for all in a way that
[52:32] reflects everything that you have
[52:33] learned and don't you dare apologize for
[52:36] knowing your worth Libra. This new moon
[52:38] in Scorpio is literally an invitation
[52:41] for you to build a more abundant life
[52:43] not because you just want to be liked by
[52:46] everyone and you want to keep up with
[52:47] the Joneses but because honoring who you
[52:50] are, honoring what genuinely matters to
[52:53] you is also a spiritual act and speaking
[52:56] of abundance I am hosting a coven
[52:58] meeting in the constellation club
[53:00] tonight for the new moon in Scorpio and
[53:02] I cannot wait to make magic with you
[53:04] because Libra this next chapter, what
[53:06] you are moving into, is not about
[53:07] proving that you're worthy. Ha! Don't
[53:10] make me laugh. It's about embodying that
[53:12] as a truth, as a fact, as truly
[53:16] something that you have always deserved,
[53:18] and then making decisions that reflect
[53:20] that reality. Mm, honey, we are so back.
[53:23] Scorpio, hi Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio.
[53:27] Ooh la la, your entire life is about to
[53:30] change. Casual, sit down. This time,
[53:33] you're the one calling the shots. Okay,
[53:34] bossy. Okay, rawr. We love to see it.
[53:37] Scorpio, 2026's only new moon in your
[53:40] sign is touching down right now, and
[53:42] this is major. This is big because,
[53:44] honey, this is an emotional overhaul.
[53:46] You realizing that you don't have to do
[53:48] things in the way that you did them
[53:49] before. Mm-mm, [clears throat] you
[53:50] don't. Your birthright as a Scorpio is
[53:53] actually always shedding and
[53:55] regenerating. And Scorpio, I do not say
[53:57] this lightly, okay? This is one of the
[54:00] most important opportunities for
[54:01] personal reinvention that you'll have
[54:03] all year. Think back to how much you've
[54:05] changed over the past six weeks even,
[54:07] when Venus first started moving
[54:08] backwards in your sign, I might add.
[54:11] Scorpio, who were you then? What were
[54:13] you tolerating? What were you putting up
[54:15] with? What were you afraid to ask for?
[54:18] What parts of yourself were you keeping
[54:19] tucked away because you were worried
[54:21] about how other people would perceive
[54:23] them? Well, Scorpio, honey, look at you
[54:25] now. You have learned some big, dare I
[54:27] say even karmic lessons about how
[54:30] important it is to actually speak your
[54:33] desires, your boundaries, your
[54:34] relationships, your ability to alchemize
[54:37] even the most difficult circumstances,
[54:40] and to know that you are always the high
[54:42] priestess who can always churn something
[54:45] challenging into something gorgeous and
[54:47] meaningful and powerful and magical and
[54:49] something that is truly your witchery.
[54:51] Well, this new moon is your invitation
[54:54] to take all of that, throw it in the
[54:55] cauldron, get it up to a nice simmer,
[54:58] and begin a new chapter. Scorpio, here
[55:00] is what I need you to remember, okay? If
[55:01] people can't evolve with you, if people
[55:04] can't celebrate this new phase of your
[55:06] personal growth, if people can't
[55:08] acknowledge where you are in your
[55:10] self-actualization journey right now,
[55:12] maybe they aren't the best people to
[55:14] begin this new chapter with you. It's T,
[55:16] but it's also T for truth, okay? You are
[55:19] allowed to change your mind, you're
[55:20] allowed to want more, you're allowed to
[55:22] knock down your life because you know
[55:24] you need to. And the people who love you
[55:26] and support you will understand why
[55:28] you're doing it, or at the very least
[55:30] will at least recognize that you're the
[55:32] high priestess and they trust your
[55:33] judgment because they know that you're
[55:35] up to something good. This new moon is
[55:37] about reclaiming your agency and
[55:39] recognizing that the future isn't
[55:40] something that simply happens to you,
[55:42] Scorpio. It's something that you have
[55:44] the power to create. And with our new
[55:46] moon coven meeting happening tonight in
[55:48] the constellation club on Monday, hello,
[55:50] 8:00 p.m. Eastern, I am especially
[55:52] excited to celebrate this magnificent
[55:55] moment with you, my Scorpio MVP birthday
[55:57] season baby, because Scorpio, for the
[56:00] others we're calling this new moon a
[56:02] fresh start, but for you, diva, it's a
[56:04] rebirth. And that is 100% the vibe of
[56:07] Scorpio season.
[56:09] Hello, Sagittarius. Ooh la la, a secret
[56:13] is about to be revealed and what you
[56:15] will discover will change the way you
[56:17] understand your entire history. Yes,
[56:20] Sagittarius, this week's new moon in
[56:21] Scorpio is profound. It's a turning
[56:24] point. It is completely shifting your
[56:27] emotional and spiritual life. And after
[56:29] weeks of strange emotions, truly, old
[56:32] memories flooding back into your dreams,
[56:35] some very, very complicated feelings
[56:37] that you haven't wanted to deal with,
[56:39] you are finally beginning to understand
[56:41] what has been trying to reach you and
[56:43] teach you. Sagittarius, what is it? Do
[56:46] you know yet? Sagittarius, walk with me.
[56:49] Think back to October 3rd. That's when
[56:50] this all began, okay? That was when
[56:52] Venus first started going retrograde.
[56:54] What fears or anxieties or thoughts or
[56:57] even premonitions were churning in the
[57:00] back of your psyche? And what were you
[57:02] doing with those sensations, with that
[57:04] awareness? Were you honoring them like a
[57:06] high priestess would? Or perhaps, my
[57:08] guess, burying them? Well, Sagittarius,
[57:11] they have grown very powerful in the
[57:12] soil, and all of that avoiding has
[57:15] resulted in some seriously major shapes
[57:17] and feelings that need to be reckoned,
[57:19] or maybe I should say reconciled, or
[57:21] maybe I should say rebuked, or maybe
[57:23] even wrecked. Maybe you're feeling
[57:25] wrecked, Sagittarius. Listen, I get it,
[57:27] and that's okay because this week's new
[57:29] moon presents you with an opportunity to
[57:31] actually release something that has been
[57:34] weighing on you for a very, very, very
[57:36] long time. This new moon is inviting you
[57:39] to establish a completely different
[57:41] relationship with your inner world, one
[57:43] that is rooted in compassion and
[57:45] self-trust and the courage to
[57:47] acknowledge what you actually need to
[57:49] accept. You have a chance to rewire your
[57:52] intuition, Sag. You have a chance to
[57:54] become the high priestess, and that is
[57:56] so major. Getting to know yourself,
[57:58] learning to trust yourself, learning to
[58:00] honor even the most complex multitudes
[58:03] of your emotional, spiritual, psychic
[58:06] experience. Honey, it's tea. It's what
[58:08] we live for. So naturally, we'll be
[58:10] celebrating this new moon tonight with
[58:11] our coven meeting and the constellation
[58:13] club, and I'd love for you to join us
[58:14] because, Sagittarius, you are really
[58:16] getting ready for an extraordinary new
[58:18] beginning. But first, you are being
[58:20] given something even more valuable, and
[58:22] it's the opportunity to truly make peace
[58:24] with your past. And when you release all
[58:27] that you have been carrying, all that
[58:29] karmic ancestral load, well, just wait
[58:32] to see what happens next. Ah, it's tea.
[58:35] Hi, Capricorn. An extraordinary
[58:38] opportunity is about to come through
[58:39] your social circle. Yes, and the people
[58:41] that you connect with this week will
[58:43] change the trajectory of your future.
[58:46] I'm not being hyperbolic, Capricorn.
[58:48] This is big. This is very, very big.
[58:50] This new moon in Scorpio is a major
[58:52] turning point for you, namely in your
[58:55] friendships, in your communities, in
[58:56] your collaborations, in your long-term
[58:58] aspirations, and how others are helping
[59:01] you reach those goals. And let's be
[59:03] honest, okay, Capricorn, it's all I can
[59:05] be. I know that you have been doing a
[59:06] lot of reconsidering the relationships
[59:08] in your life, questioning your
[59:10] allegiances, and perhaps discovering and
[59:13] having to face some rather surprising,
[59:16] maybe even unfavorable truths about the
[59:18] people in your orbit. And you are
[59:20] finally getting ready to get very very
[59:22] serious about the future that you're
[59:24] building, the future that you are
[59:26] committing to, the future that you are
[59:27] locking into. And you like this version
[59:30] of you, Capricorn. Why wouldn't you?
[59:31] It's so honest, it's so you, it's so
[59:33] authentic. But do you like the people
[59:35] that you are spending time with? Hmm,
[59:37] tea. A different story entirely, right?
[59:40] This is very real. It has really been
[59:42] the theme of Mercury retrograde that you
[59:45] have received some high key invaluable
[59:48] information about what it means for you
[59:50] to be with the right kind of people. And
[59:52] also how much you need people, right?
[59:55] You [ __ ] need people, Capricorn. Like
[59:57] seriously, you cannot do all of this
[59:59] [ __ ] alone. So that's not a viable
[1:00:01] solution anymore. No. You need people,
[1:00:03] but you also need the right people. And
[1:00:05] I know that you have spent so much time,
[1:00:07] perhaps even your entire lifetime,
[1:00:09] literally since the womb, being
[1:00:11] responsible and reliable and figuring
[1:00:15] out how to make everyone else's dreams
[1:00:17] possible. You know, you arrived with a
[1:00:19] briefcase in your hand. I get it. We get
[1:00:21] it. But this new moon is also making
[1:00:23] sure that you are in alliance with
[1:00:25] people who also share your hustle,
[1:00:27] respect your hustle, get your drive, see
[1:00:29] your vision, who can at least fully
[1:00:31] support you when you're cooking, right?
[1:00:33] And speaking of community, honey, I have
[1:00:35] a good one for you because our new moon
[1:00:37] coven meeting is happening tonight in
[1:00:38] the constellation club at 8:00 p.m.
[1:00:40] Eastern. If you can't make the live, no
[1:00:41] worries. Replays are available. You're
[1:00:43] invited and I would love to have that
[1:00:46] baddie Capricorn energy present, okay?
[1:00:48] Because Capricorn, this next chapter as
[1:00:51] we wrap up the year is going to be
[1:00:52] shaped by the connections that you
[1:00:54] cultivate literally right now, this
[1:00:56] week, okay? Your people are out there
[1:00:58] and they are ready to help you. They
[1:01:00] want to help you. So let's manifest you
[1:01:03] a very strong team. We love to see it.
[1:01:05] Hi Aquarius. Your professional life is
[1:01:08] about to undergo a major transformation
[1:01:11] and an opportunity that you have been
[1:01:12] waiting for, well it is finally going to
[1:01:15] put you the spotlight. Yes, Aquarius.
[1:01:17] This new moon in Scorpio is yielding
[1:01:19] major new beginnings. Major new energy
[1:01:23] around your career, your reputation,
[1:01:24] your public image, your long-term
[1:01:26] success. Aquarius, yes, we love to see
[1:01:28] it. And after six weeks of, let's be
[1:01:31] honest, questioning your direction,
[1:01:33] reconsidering your ambitions, perhaps
[1:01:35] navigating some very complicated
[1:01:37] dynamics with bosses, clients, authority
[1:01:40] figures, imposter syndrome, your daddy
[1:01:42] himself, well, honey, you are finally
[1:01:44] ready to take your power back. You're
[1:01:46] the captain now. Aquarius, when this
[1:01:48] whole weird and wild season started way
[1:01:51] back on October 3rd, when Venus first
[1:01:53] went retrograde, what did you think your
[1:01:56] success was going to look like then? Hm?
[1:01:57] Riddle me that. And what were you
[1:01:59] willing to sacrifice to achieve it? And
[1:02:01] how has your understanding of your own
[1:02:03] potential changed? Aquarius, basically
[1:02:06] like where are you now? Because you have
[1:02:08] been learning some very important
[1:02:10] lessons about recognition and
[1:02:12] responsibility and the difference
[1:02:13] between being respected for what you do
[1:02:16] and being valued for who you are, clock
[1:02:18] it. And now, honey, you are ready to
[1:02:20] make sure that your professional life
[1:02:22] reflects, well, both. Maybe you're
[1:02:24] finally going to get some recognition
[1:02:27] for the work that you have been doing
[1:02:28] that has been a little too overlooked.
[1:02:30] Maybe a leadership opportunity is going
[1:02:32] to open up and there's going to be no
[1:02:34] question that it is meant for you. No
[1:02:36] one else can have it. Or maybe you're
[1:02:37] going to realize that the path that
[1:02:39] you've been following no longer reflects
[1:02:40] the person that you want to be. And it's
[1:02:43] time to really pursue and like fully
[1:02:46] commit to something much bigger than
[1:02:48] whatever you are doing now. Whatever the
[1:02:50] circumstances may be, Aquarius, this new
[1:02:52] moon is asking you to be very courageous
[1:02:54] about your ambitions. And with our new
[1:02:56] moon coven meeting happening tonight,
[1:02:58] 8:00 p.m. Eastern in the Constellation
[1:02:59] Club, manifesting couldn't come at a
[1:03:01] better moment for you, Aquarius, because
[1:03:03] this next chapter of your life, your
[1:03:05] professional life, your career, your
[1:03:07] success, it's not about working harder
[1:03:09] to prove that you belong, to prove that
[1:03:12] you have a value. No. It's actually
[1:03:15] about stepping into the authority that
[1:03:17] you know that you have earned, that
[1:03:19] you've worked for, that you deserve. And
[1:03:21] diva, when you stop waiting for someone
[1:03:23] else to give you permission to succeed,
[1:03:25] baby, the sky isn't even just the limit,
[1:03:27] it's the [ __ ] beginning. That's where
[1:03:30] we go.
[1:03:31] Hello, Pisces. An opportunity is about
[1:03:34] to arrive that is going to completely
[1:03:36] change your understanding of what's
[1:03:37] possible for your future, and it's going
[1:03:38] to be bigger and badder and better than
[1:03:42] anything that you had even allowed
[1:03:44] yourself to imagine.
[1:03:46] Yes, Pisces. This week's new moon in
[1:03:48] Scorpio is bringing a spectacular new
[1:03:51] beginning, all around hope and
[1:03:53] possibility and abundance straight to
[1:03:55] your doorstep. And after weeks, six of
[1:03:58] them to be precise, 40 days and 40
[1:04:00] nights questioning your direction,
[1:04:02] doubting yourself, believing in
[1:04:04] yourself, then doubting yourself again.
[1:04:06] This whiplash is finally coming to an
[1:04:08] end. Pisces, the problem isn't you.
[1:04:10] Pisces, the problem has never been you.
[1:04:12] The problem is and has always been that
[1:04:15] you were thinking too small to begin
[1:04:16] with, that your world has been too
[1:04:18] [ __ ] small. So now the only path
[1:04:21] forward is to expand, is to broaden thy
[1:04:24] horizons. It's to do more, more, more.
[1:04:27] Oh, are you tired? Okay, that's fine.
[1:04:29] Who isn't? That doesn't mean that you
[1:04:31] can't expand. People do things when
[1:04:33] they're sleepy, Pisces. That's life. And
[1:04:35] maybe also you're sleepy because you're
[1:04:37] bored. Maybe you're sleepy because you
[1:04:39] haven't been stimulated by what is going
[1:04:42] on in your reality. It's become just a
[1:04:44] wash. And I know that Pisces, there's
[1:04:47] something to be said for, you know,
[1:04:50] staying safe and playing it safe, but
[1:04:52] not you. No, Pisces, you have not been
[1:04:55] taking enough risks and you are ready
[1:04:57] for something much bigger than your
[1:04:58] current reality has to offer. Pisces,
[1:05:00] you have undergone a profound shift in
[1:05:03] perspective and something that once
[1:05:05] seemed impossible is really beginning to
[1:05:08] seem very, very achievable. And honey,
[1:05:10] that's no coincidence. That's a tank.
[1:05:12] There are no coincidences because it's
[1:05:14] growth. This new moon is inviting you to
[1:05:17] stop organizing your life around the
[1:05:19] things that you already know how do.
[1:05:21] Been there, done that. And to actually
[1:05:23] start pursuing the experiences that are
[1:05:25] going to help you tap into something
[1:05:28] new. You don't need to have every little
[1:05:30] detail figured out before you take the
[1:05:32] first step. You don't need to know
[1:05:33] exactly how the story ends before you
[1:05:36] begin. And you certainly don't need to
[1:05:38] make your dreams smaller just because
[1:05:40] someone else doesn't understand them.
[1:05:42] Ugh, we hate that. Now for the real
[1:05:44] ones, I will be celebrating this
[1:05:46] beautiful new moon in like-minded watery
[1:05:48] Scorpio tonight, 8:00 p.m. Eastern with
[1:05:51] our coven in the constellation club. And
[1:05:53] I would love for you to be there. I
[1:05:55] cannot wait to make some manifesting
[1:05:58] magic with you Pisces because Pisces,
[1:06:00] whether you like it or not, the world
[1:06:02] that you have been living in, that pond,
[1:06:05] it's about to get bigger, okay? You are
[1:06:06] about to be a small fish in a big pond
[1:06:09] filled with lots of possibilities. And
[1:06:11] you get to decide which direction you
[1:06:14] swim. Are you going to go wider, higher,
[1:06:17] deeper? Pisces, you're in charge. All I
[1:06:20] know is that you're ready to grow and we
[1:06:22] love it for you.
[1:06:27] And that is all for today's episode.
[1:06:29] What did you think? What did you love?
[1:06:31] Did your horoscope slay? [music]
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[1:06:34] in that five star review. And I will see
[1:06:37] you at the coven meeting tonight, 8:00
[1:06:39] p.m. Eastern. Replays are available,
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[1:06:45] then of course, I'll be back on
[1:06:46] Wednesday for the tea party and then
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[1:07:05] you soon. Au revoir.